Awooest Mawr @mawr@awoo.space
- Pronouns
- They/She
- Location
- Seattle
Dragony plush thing! Friendly, non-binary, anarcho-syndicalist, ace.
Check out @mawr for my public account.
Joined May 2017
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Early in the morning, risin' to the street;
@mawr
Got to find a reason,
reason things went wrong.
Got to find a pointer, where's that semi-colon gone?
I've got a compiler,
and I can still get high.
I debug CSS
like a mutha-FUCKING riot.
*guitar solo*
Early in the morning, risin' to the street;
Staring at this code too long,
now I've really got to pee
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@mawr @neonNeptunian If you want to tease the ott,
You must boop it!
When boopin's all you got,
You must boop it!
The booper calls to you --
You must boop it!
Now you've got a booper too!
Because you booped it!
Now boop it
On their face
Boop it up
In space
Boop lightly
Boop firm!
Try to prevent it
It makes them squirm!
To boop it
Boop it good
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things I dreamed (these are all pretty vaguely remembered):
* being a giant dragon, tearing apart a planet for materials to either make myself power armor or possibly a giant new robot body, and throwing chunks of the planet at its moon (because it'd be easier to assemble them there)
* a candy shop that had a lollipop for $19, but smaller "lollipops" of chocolate-covered gummy bears in a big bundle for $5
* wolf brothers, one of whom is a "werewolf," the other is a vampire (I kinda like this)
Venting about Late Capitalism
I am so sick of the status quo.
I have friend who works long night shifts at a food processing facility. What they'd call "A workin' man's job" back in the 50's. The kind of job that ensured you a salary that could buy a house and provide enough to care for a partner and a child. You wouldn't be well off, but you'd be doing alright.
Today, they're stuck living with a parent, 'cause money's too tight to leave.
They're not even in a major city.
Fuck capitalism.
A dear friend commissioned the cutest picture for me ;o;
(Lapras is my favorite Pokémon)
My salty thoughts on Node.js
"I want to write server-side code but I only know JS super well. Hmmm.."
AKA
I found this screw and thought "hey that's a weird nail" … it took a while but my trusty hammer and I managed to get it driven in just fine
Do you think 12,433 lines of CSS is too many lines of CSS?
I sure do. ;~; https://awoo.space/media/9y73Z7TNBv0f4Y2KQto
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I am getting corporate training on memes right now
What is this crazy future
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This is an accurate live feed of me right now. https://mastodon.social/media/GemQ1K5Nc0IEyebxZQ8
I watched the first 5 episodes of "People of Earth" tonight after a recommendation from @zebratron2084 and I gotta say, it is FANTASTIC. :D
Y'know I've been thinking a lot-- a plush mawr is probably about 7' tall.
If I made a half sized plush mawr... ¿Por que no kobold? :D
Work; positive (Backstory)
I inherited a codebase that was managed by a marketing department whomst'd only hire dev teams for one-off projects over ~6 years before I started working there.
The average downtime prior to my first day was 2 weeks a year. Today it's closer to 8 hours (and only 'cause our hosting provider sucks). I've been busy trying to meet deadlines while also rewriting massive amounts of the underpinnings of the site. ^^;
Work; positive
Today I spent the whole day cleaning up technical debt.
Our main site no longer generates 300MB of text error logs daily, but instead closer to... 0.3KB, which is a lot of progress.
I feel really good about the work I got done today. ^^
@Daxarhagron oh btw: HAP BIRF!!
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Something tragic happened here... https://awoo.space/media/9_wCMyRed8a4bjxUgH8
Omma v soff ✨plush✨ fren!
I have hugs for anyone whomst'd like one 💖 :D
- Pronouns
- They/She
- Location
- Seattle
Dragony plush thing! Friendly, non-binary, anarcho-syndicalist, ace.
Check out @mawr for my public account.
Joined May 2017
