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I honestly cannot emphasize this strongly enough: 

girls.

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Street name is Forrest Walrus, It's made from peyote and Ambien. Found this dude on a reality show naked except for a play-doh blindfold buildin' a diorama of a hookah lounge.

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I swear to $diety, if "postfurry" doesn't wind up on the Seattle census in a generation or two I'll be surprised. ;)

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I know this is kind of a long shot, but if anyone has a friend of a friend or anything that's an 01 or 02 journeyman electrician looking for work in the greater Seattle area, my company really need one and seems like a great place to work.

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New Rules 

The person you are when you're at work is your moneysona.

And yes, I do make the rules. At least, I make my rules. You can make your own rules, if you want. You're allowed.

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Warner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Cannibal Tears. Found him naked on a plane whisperin' 'Help me, the lederhosen made my skin tie dye.'

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@rootsworks see also the inverse: "this person likes the same kink as me, so i'm going to give them a pass on literally every other fucking thing they do and say"

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gotta say I'm getting real bored with the 'this person's ideology doesn't line up with mine AND they have a weird fetish, and it's the weird fetish that actually invalidates their views' maneuver like it's some kind of savage dunk

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dear friends, here is a brief psa.

things that do not make you a man:

genital configuration

things that do make you a man:

inability to slay the witch-king of angmar

wow, kansas, we're still in it, and we don't think we've even seen a single little dog anywhere (well, other than our partner's girlfriend—but she's definitely not from kansas either)

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Hot Take, Politics and Religion Edition 

If it's wrong to compare every Christian to Robert Tilton, or every atheist to Richard Dawkins, then it's wrong to compare every communist to Stalin.

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Did You Know: “toot” descends from Middle English “toote”, from Old English “tuþe”, from Proto-Germanic “tütt”, from PIE “*túd”. “*túd” meant “to write on a mammoth skin”.

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Modern progressivism could get so much more done if we weren't CONSTANTLY bogged down by petty sniping over god damn vocabulary.

Maybe, just maybe, next time, try saying "does that person not define that word the same way as I do?" instead of assuming that your definition is the One True Definition and freaking out all over everybody.

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Hey, aggressively gene mod me till I'm that attractive monstrous cat woman I present as here.

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Quick shot in the dark:

Postfurry at its core is about pulling the "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" trick on your own psyche.

We already know that unitary identity is a neurological trick, and human consciousness is multi-layered. But our vocabulary for these things is shit.

Living out your furry identities gives you a powerful narrative shorthand for talking about nuanced inner states-- states that would be very clumsy (and dull) to explain in great literal detail.

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