shork @noiob@awoo.space

*scoffs* I only read Advanced epubs

this is Lightroom on iOS

apple doesn't let you engrave "for rectal use only" on an apple pencil

it was this accumulation of buttons, and also where you'd find the Windows button if you didn't have a keyboard handy

lmao you can just edit the image Imaging Edge Webcam displays when no camera is connected

non-furry tokens

spooky month avatar! lots of thanks to @DrSagan, you should commission him

what the fuck are nft people smoking that they actually think this shit is worth having

like this looks like you just dumped a bunch of ugly generated profile pics into mspaint, I can't believe this is something someone actually spent money on

has Martin Wintergatan completely gone off the deep end? he's now blathering some web 3.0 bullshit, it was already hard to watch him suck Elon Musk's dick but come on

for now I'm just having a nice relaxing stroll on the beach

time to hit some men

like, the iPad 3 came after it and it looked like this

thank you darktable for not making me agree with the GPL (because it's not an EULA, that would be useless)

"You are now aware of your rights. Click Next to continue."

ooh, the N64 Switch controller will have Home and Screenshot buttons

meet me at The Videogames in the next 47 seconds for an ass kicking

oh

"hey, my scroll wheel sometimes doesn't scroll, or scrolls the wrong way, lemme clean that out"
*opens the mouse*
"how is that still working at all"

it was less gross than it probably looks, very dry dust, not gunky at all, but still, hats off to Logitech, this thing is built like a tank

I got this adorable little camera bag in today, shark for scale

oh no, Technology Connections apology video