shork @noiob@awoo.space

new palm phone is a palm in name only, huh? hard pass

now that's what I call a surreal preview image

or at least rockstar shouldn't, they clearly can't handle it

if the only way to make super-immersive AAA open world games with horse nuts simulation and whatnot is to work your employees to death those games just shouldn't be made

the only thing that's good about putting your phone in rice is that you'll leave it alone and not try to power it on while it's still wet

I hate it when people still believe the "phone in rice" thing, rice is not a desiccant, just let it dry for as long as possible or use sth like silica gel

aaaaand a glitch, for good measure #sotr

and some more! I wish screenshots would automatically render on higher graphics settings though, since this game does light and shadow so extremely well, but that obvs eats graphics performance #sotr #gameing

have some more #sotr screenshots, this game is gorgeous #gameing

okay, technically every place I was in was a tomb but this was the first sarcophagus I had to open

I think, after eleven hours of playtime, I just raided the first tomb in #ShadowOfTheTombRaider

hey if all these ancient civilizations were so advanced, why is all their stuff falling apart the second I raid a few tombs

blast off into cybersex Joe Biden

oh heck I still have Mate