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I wonder how cheap Starlink's gotta get until I pick it up just for the plastic Arwing

there's something therapeutic about taking a gamepad apart and cleaning it thoroughly

oh yeah but if you have a crystal Xbox classic gamepad be careful with the screws, the plastic seems to be a bit brittle

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picking a slimeblob up and holding them to your chest so they can ooze up onto your shoulder
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URGENT 

I need money to pay for my phone bill, to pay for food, and to take a friend out to the movies. I also need to pay for other expenses. Please help me out. My goal for the week is to raise $150 maybe $120 before this Friday.

Cash App: cash.me/$NatsumiKitty

PayPal: paypal.me/gamer0313

#TransCrowdFund #Crowdfund

that's not a typo it's me creatively working around the character limit for poll choices which is much too small

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Hey let's do a poll!

Shadow of the Colossus is…

okay maybe I just suck at stealth but why not give me a realistic option of just fighting through it?

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why do people insist on shoehorning mandatory stealth parts into games with very basic stealth systems

when's the Apple Pippin Classic Mini coming out, anyways?

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asking for money for a comrade 

If y'all have a spare buck, please toss it to one of the antifa supersoldiers who got arrested chasing the fash out of Eugene over the weekend. It means so much to me that there are people who stand up to them. fundrazr.com/31Uw92?ref=sh_86n

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Homeless partners need help 

My partners have just arrived, after being kicked out of their home they camped and lived in the woods for a couple months because he doesn't have an ID and so the two of them are struggling. They're currently extremely broke and trying to get enough to get them a little shower hose and a new tire. I want to try and help them get some of their needs filled so they can find some way to make money on the go; I think I might go with them and help them. I need people who can hold me when I have breakdowns and who will love me and not throw me away. I want to get away from the buzz of the city, from being stuck in my head. I can help them with my remote talents and they can help me with breaking out of my patterns and finding myself.

They're both wonderful sweethearts who understand me. I need them. I'm so scared they're going to get hurt out there without some way to afford food. Every dollar helps when it comes to keeping them fed.

PayPal.me/viomi

Zelda BotW spoiler 

that's 28 shrines plus three divine beasts if my calculations are correct

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Zelda BotW 

I should be able to get the Master Sword now!

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Awoospace announcement 

Starting now there's two ways to get an account on awoo.space:

If you have an existing account on the fediverse and want an alt or a new main here, you can just fill out the form on the start page. Remember to fill out the "Why do you want to join?" part so we can approve your application.

If you don't have an existing account on the fediverse, you can have an active member of the community direct mesage an admin or moderator. This is basically the old "get a friend to vouch for you" way, so people can recommend awoo to friends who make their first account in the fediverse.

Please feel free to ask any questions you might have! We hope that this new system will make it easier for people to sign up to awoo with us :janiawoo:​!

I was riding a deer and saw the bird with the accordion standing next to a plate, so I rode it onto the plate and apparently that was the solution

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