shork @noiob@awoo.space

Y'all remember when throwing rotten vegetables (tomatoes) was a thing the public did at politicians that displeased them? (this was shows wonderfully in Tim Burton's Batman Returns (1992))

I'm really glad we're trying to bring that sort of thing back. It is an immediate and visceral way of expressing displeasure and disapproval that costs little to the thrower, (don't yeet your expensive milkshakes, kids. The jerks in suits aren't worth the good stuff) and costs much more proportionally to the targets (they will pay for their dry cleaning at much more expensive cleaners, thus, sending business to workers that could use the income.) Also, don't throw the metal cup. Just the compostable paper cup, with no straw. Including the lid is okay, but only as means of preventing premature detonation. The lid should keep the round fused for impact, thereby minimizing collateral damage to innocent crowds.

A simple act with multiple benefits. Very efficient. Now all we need is an gig-economy app. Call it MlkShakr or something. It will harvest rally times and locations from social media and then find nearby produce and milkshake vendors from which to arm the populace with.

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I just gave @noiob access to the server infrastructure. They are not going to be an admin or moderator here, but will be able to take over the instance in case something happens that makes it so I cannot access it anymore.

Noiob is a friend and I hold a lot of trust in them. They are the admin of awoo.space. It is in good hand.

Please do not contact them unless it is absolutely certain that I won't have, or haven't had access to the server's infrastructure for a prolonged amount of time:

just saying

my darlings have spent the last 2-3 weeks with me, after spending months alone in the woods. I'm scared because tomorrow I'm driving to Utah with my family and they'll be going back out there.

They don't really have enough money to feed themselves or for gas. I'm so scared they're going to resort to serious crimes and go back to jail especially now that Rob's mom is dying..

If we can get any help, it would mean the world to us!

https://paypal.me/viomi

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