shork @noiob@awoo.space
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~ awoo.space admin ~ bisexual ~ nonbinary ~ likes video games and weird/ old electronics and will post obsessively about both ~ AC, Germany ~ avatar by @dzuk
Joined Feb 2017
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italian anime, with an italian girl running late for school with an entire loaf of garlic bread in her mouth
covid +
reading news about Moderna's booster vaccine candidate like I'd read the specs of a new laptop I really wanna get
actually, let me take this opportunity to make a change I've been thinking about for a while now. Check my profile's pronouns section :)
I've been made aware that it's nonbinary awareness week so you are now aware that I'm nonbinary
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Me: "this is my wife"
Wife, smiling serenely, slightly intimidating due to the intensity of her stare, but approachable: "Hello. It's a pleasure."
Me: "And this is my EX wife"
The exact same woman but now with a black flaming aura around her, with a quiet, piercing glare, as a unique boss theme plays: "you think yourself prepared...? Pathetic..."
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Queer update: I'm feeling deeply and appreciatively queer.
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Okay hear me out:
Dragons... with paw beans
why do we not have tech that has me do a full body scan once and then just cloth-sims the stuff onto that model so I can try stuff on on my computer
this is just a table of arcane symbols and if I decode it correctly I might get clothes that fit me
oh no, my mortal enemy
sizes for clothing
I kinda wanna do the hot new anonymous messages thing but it needs an app and I don't really wanna get an app and then get like two messages lol
just updated the custom controller emoji on this instance so now I can put 
also the idea of watching a movie letterboxed on a 4:3 CRT was fine for most of my life but these days I can't stand 720p
you ever think about how for a long time 640x480 was a perfectly serviceable resolution for video and suddenly that changed and these days we can watch crisp 4k video taken in someone's living room
ngl Telegram twitter previews being as broken as they are rn might make me move off Telegram in the long run
oh heck Smolhaj (the 55 cm Blåhaj variant) might be back worldwide in October this year, If that happens I'm gonna give plush sharks to so many people :>
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~ awoo.space admin ~ bisexual ~ nonbinary ~ likes video games and weird/ old electronics and will post obsessively about both ~ AC, Germany ~ avatar by @dzuk
Joined Feb 2017
