shork @noiob@awoo.space

I gotta say, the Rise of the Tomb Raider Mac port is pretty good, if I set it to potato it's almost playable on my Macbook

hecking

I was talking about a potential sex toy because there's a ton of registered trademarks for sex toys but OF COURSE someone has already released an actual one

I bought an N-Gage QD off eBay to hopefully finally get to play my copy of Tomb Raider for the darn thing, so let's all hope that "I don't know if it works" means it actually works perfectly. Luckily I have a good ol' BL-5C lying around

talking about emulator names and looking through the uspto database has led to me thinking about a sex toy that plugs into the playstation

that's all

forgot the description, that's B.Y.O.B by System Of A Down off their album Mezmerize

it's also a great song

#np

"Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Seymour?"
"T-that isn't smoke, it's

ah, switching to 16:9 gives me my screen res, I'm guessing it picked up my secondary (4:3) monitor there?

wtf are these resolutions?

gosh fucking darnit

this works pretty well, actually, I like it

I finally have my second monitor connected directly to my graphics card via DVI, which is cool, but it also allows my graphics card to make it one giant 3200x1024 screen and you know I gotta try playing games on that resolution now

bring back cute animated desktop assistants

don't let me talk to a floating circle Microsoft, let me have an anime girl assistant you cowards

actually, the pinnacle of operating system design is Mac OS <=9 because look at those beautiful artisanal hand-crafted pixels! Gaze at the beautiful system fonts! Feast your eyes on the cute-ass icons!

user interfaces are bad because they allow people to use the computer

wtf Twitter is now apparently (shadow)banning for @-ing folks with "thanks" or "love", what is happening