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a collection of every console that was available in hot pink in hot pink would be pretty cool

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ETA is three hours and I already had to choose another train because the first one's been delayed too much

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and all the girls say I'm pretty fly for a wife guy

pitch: a button on everyone's profile that I can click to immediately send them a blåhaj plush shark

there's a kid here with dyed hair and a leather jacket that reads "punk queer socialist" with a red star, heck yeah

update: now waiting for the train I missed but an hour later

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Y'all I just gave the best theatrical performance of my ENTIRE LIFE to a whopping TWO PEOPLE I'm thrilled and distraught in equal measure

I love riding the train

currently I have 30 minutes delay and will have to wait another 20-30 minutes for the connecting train

the existence of reply guys implies the existence of fav girls and retweet enbys

I would like Apple Music a lot more if it didn't regularly split up albums into multiple albums or just refuse to play some songs off an album

and this isn't stuff I uploaded myself, it's just straight from their servers

If I had to guess I'd say that they were planning on making it light up the whole area below the drive bay but decided against it? I kinda wanna wire them up to light up with the power light but I'm not sure if it's too tacky

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