shork @noiob@awoo.space

I didn't know Parsley could go this hard, like dang

quick reminder to cuddle a Blåhaj today

it's wild to me that this thing has a window and LEDs illuminating the sad motherboard config

if you like to see Steve Gamersnexus check out some cursed hardware this video is for you https://youtu.be/4DMg6hUudHE

god I can't wait for the next fucking election, in the hope that it'll change the power balance at least a little

An 'Impossible' Quasicrystal Was Forged in The World's First Nuclear Bomb Test
https://www.sciencealert.com/the-world-s-first-nuclear-bomb-test-forged-an-impossible-quasicrystal

I can't wait to play with Material You theming #GoogleIO https://youtu.be/UHQPdP8qgrk

oooh, they're dropping the "OS" from "Wear OS" because it's on multiple OS's now? #GoogleIO

wait what, Samsung's Tizen is getting the Play Store? #GoogleIO

let's talk Wear! #GoogleIO

and yes, I use an Android phone

it's kinda hilarious how Google is trying to sell "we're not spying on you" while still being an advertising company

3 billion devices run Java

okay yeah I'm into this, Android has always been great for theming and I love that they're baking that right into the OS #GoogleIO

oooh I love the squiggly lines in New!Material Design #GoogleIO

come on show us hardware #GoogleIO

You're in a cell, outside are two guards. One likes big butts and cannot lie, the other likes small butts and cannot tell the truth. You can ask one of them one question

really looking forward to finding out if the Pixel 6 is gonna look like… that