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guh I'm trying to return my monitor (because I just noticed a bunch of dead pixels)

the thing says "Print this page and put it in the box. If you don't have a printer, write down the return number. Also print the return label."

okay, it's a nice party trick to start a game with a voice command

I'm not gonna pay for Stadia and it'll run out any day now, so uh, good to know

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if IKEA really knew what the gays want they would've made limited edition blåhajar in multiple colours

oh right, Stadia for Android TV is out (which includes Google TV, the new one)

oh great my relatively new monitor developed more stuck pixels

somehow I'm bingewatching iCarly tonight, I blame Quinton "Quinton Reviews" Reviews and my free month of Amazon Prime

covid short, med 

my arm feels weird but I think it's mostly because intramuscular injections feel weird

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So you might recall that WD Mybook Live mass wipe from ~last week. It gets weirder!

It turns out:
-The devs commented put the password check in their factory reset code
-The drives had been hit by another exploit that had them running a bot net
-User data was probably just collateral damage in a rival botnet taking that one out!

Internet of Shit everyone!

arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/0

enbies just want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

Ikea will make ten weird-ass couches but not one trans-flag-colored blåhaj

time to make some fuckimg spike proteins

still no 5G, which is a shame because the 4G here is slow

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actually, lemme let in some more cool air

it's not too warm but it's like 60% humidity

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you ever push past that point of being tired enough to sleep, but accidentally

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I wish someone would invent pants that cover up your legs but don't trap warm air next to them

"they have those and they're called skirts"

hmm tell me more about these skirts

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this one's getting a bit floppy, I think I should change the filling at some point

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gosh having a freshly washed shark is great

the Marble Machine's bass channels are complete (live stream) youtu.be/GHr4ZnWreWI

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