shork @noiob@awoo.space
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~ awoo.space admin ~ bisexual ~ nonbinary ~ likes video games and weird/ old electronics and will post obsessively about both ~ AC, Germany ~ avatar by @dzuk
Joined Feb 2017
til they still make the original Utah teapot, it's 40€ and currently out of stock https://frieslandversand.de/teekanne-1-4l-weiss-utah-teapot
it's happening
(I know there's more of it but I just want the GC level up for now)
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italian anime, with an italian girl running late for school with an entire loaf of garlic bread in her mouth
covid +
reading news about Moderna's booster vaccine candidate like I'd read the specs of a new laptop I really wanna get
actually, let me take this opportunity to make a change I've been thinking about for a while now. Check my profile's pronouns section :)
I've been made aware that it's nonbinary awareness week so you are now aware that I'm nonbinary
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Me: "this is my wife"
Wife, smiling serenely, slightly intimidating due to the intensity of her stare, but approachable: "Hello. It's a pleasure."
Me: "And this is my EX wife"
The exact same woman but now with a black flaming aura around her, with a quiet, piercing glare, as a unique boss theme plays: "you think yourself prepared...? Pathetic..."
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Queer update: I'm feeling deeply and appreciatively queer.
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Okay hear me out:
Dragons... with paw beans
why do we not have tech that has me do a full body scan once and then just cloth-sims the stuff onto that model so I can try stuff on on my computer
this is just a table of arcane symbols and if I decode it correctly I might get clothes that fit me
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~ awoo.space admin ~ bisexual ~ nonbinary ~ likes video games and weird/ old electronics and will post obsessively about both ~ AC, Germany ~ avatar by @dzuk
Joined Feb 2017
