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php: I can get you the mime type of a file by reading it comparing it against a list of magic bytes
php: just give me the path to the file!
me: I can give you a string or a stream
php: sorry can't help you

The trend of using Amongi in the stage of drawing where you use shapes to make a wireframe (I don't know the proper term) kinda reminds me of the french curve. Odd shapes that are actually really useful.

honestly this coffee is really nice and mild, it's still pretty drinkable

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*is drinking cold coffee because they forgot about it*

also it rules and brisket's hecking fun to play I just don't know if I wanna start getting into traditional fighting games

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guilty gear strife has steam controller button prompts?!

Leute sind verwirrt wenn Aktivisten fürs Klima Tomatensuppe auf Kunst werfen aber sowas ist dann wieder total normal

Leak: Chris Pratt will be voicing Bayonetta in the upcoming Bayonetta 3

software developers, I'm begging you, test your UI in languages other than English so I don't end up with buttons that cut off the verb

anyone wanna be fitbit friends? I don't know what that entails but my leaderboard looks lonely

reminder that the "three arrows" logo is meant to be anti-communist too so I'll be reading it as such

FFXIV Endwalker 

I've only just met Puddingway but they're precious and I will not let anyone harm them

Leon S. Kennedy is not a Himbo cuz he might be dumb but he's not polite

the steam "request access" thing just immediately let me play, ymmv

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