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📢 We've sat down with our artist @dopatwo and created a sticker pack for @signalapp. Now you can send cute elephants to your friends, and promote the #fediverse at the same time. We ❤️ Signal, too!

signal.art/addstickers/#pack_i

Mads Mikkelsen came by to give me flowers too

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hi fedi! ich hab nächsten mittwoch (02.07) ein zulassungsgespräch an der kunstuni in linz und suche einen schlafplatz für die nacht von dienstag auf mittwoch (also 01.07 auf 02.07), damit ich da nicht komplett gerädert von sieben stunden zugfahrt aufkreuze

falls da wer was anbieten kann oder wen kennt würde ich mich sehr freuen :3

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the calendar seems to get a special effect too. Also Pokémon, of course, has a whole jingle, animation and special greeting!

I always forget to do this and it doesn't feel right to lie to the game

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(videogamedunkey voice) it rewards a skilled player!

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I'm finally playing Mario Odyssey and I love how the boss fights are explicitly speedrun-friendly, you can do most of them in seconds if you figure it out

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re: awoo tech internals 

yeah, we've gone from 1.17 TB of object storage down to 230 GB, lovely

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PSA: die #GPN23 ist vorbei, vergesst nicht die Batterien aus den #DECT Handteilen und anderen Gadgets rauszunehmen. Nicht dass die auslaufen bis zum nächsten Einsatz!

idk why he does this to himself I prefer stuff like the 2D Mario marathon where he got a proper sleep in between

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watching Simpleflips with severe sleep deprivation playing Fnaf while a giant balloon full of glitter is looming in the backgound is uh, an experience

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Ich so: "hm, ich weiß gar nicht genau, wo auf meinem Laptop der beste Ort für den Blobhaj wäre"

@lenaschimmel: *geniestreich*

#GPN23

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hey, got a minute? you're in a rush? don't worry it's just a quick question. I was just—it's probably nothing but, I was lookign at your last.fm scrobbling history from april 11th 2012 and I noticed—sorry yeah *grabs your backpack handle* just a second more of your time—there's a peculiar irregularity that we found. you had scrobbled, I have it right here, you scrobbled "Welcome to the Black Parade (iTunes Deluxe Edition)" thirty times, on loop, starting at 7:51 pm. now I won't hold listening to a great song on loop against you, my friend. who among us hasn't set a track to loop and forgot about it? I do it all the time, with MCR songs no less—though I'm more of a three cheers for sweet revenge person—but, of course, that's besides the point. you might have already guessed my problem here. by the time you returned your playlist to shuffle and started listening to "special" by "garbage" it was then 10:26 pm. but, that cannot be. because the iTunes Deluxe Edition of Welcome to the Black Parade is 5 minutes and 14 seconds long. for you to have listened to it 30 times, that would've taken you to 10:28 pm. that's a full two minutes of difference. how could this possibly be? oh, I can hear you protest already, that you might've skipped to the next song a little early, maybe skipped to garbage's lovely song "special" before the black parade themselves could fully fade out. but I know your tricks. I was there, in 2012. I had purchased the iTunes Deluxe Edition myself, with an iTunes gift card no less. and I can tell you, you *pitiful,* _lothesome_ poseur, that ID3 data of the iTunes Deluxe Edition includes the words "Deluxe Edition" in the *album* field, not the *title.* you sick son of a bitch. you edited the ID3 tags of the standard edition, didn't you? you're going away for a long time. lock 'em up, boys! and throw away the key!

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PSA:
Aufgrund der Rechtslage ist es illegal, auf der Wiese des ZKMs zu Kiffen.
Nutzt lieber dafür die Wiese des Generalbundesanwalt.
Ja, mir bewusst, wie absurd diese Empfehlung erscheint.
ABER REGELN SIND REGELN.
#gpn23 #gpn2025

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