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@variance That sounds way better!

I guess the NHS wouldn't pay out for the cool ones.. :P

@variance *staring down at anonymous tiny white circles*

I've been cheated of something important here. ;-;
What is e supposed to look like?

@anne the touching story of a gentle marine giant plagued with chronic temporomandibular joint pain

Rarely ever do I get the opportunity to say "I found this great music through wrestling"

So I will embrace this opportunity to say TMDK's theme (Young Punks by Mass Lines) is an *excellent* track and has been playing on repeat in my head for a while now.

youtube.com/watch?v=x5dz9AytOz

erasure lols 

"You're not really ace, you just drink too much soda."

"You're not really 'immune' to caffeine, you just haven't drank the right coffee yet."

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"You know, your heart starts to race, you feel all tingly, your chest feels tight and your thoughts are going a million miles an hour."

[Smiling and nodding politely] Sure, yeah, of course.

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Being caffeine-immune and being ace/aro have a surprising amount of cultural parallels

Whenever I read 大学 (big + learning: daigaku, university) my brain just goes "BIIIIIIIIIG LEEAARNIIING" like the MST3k professors

From watching a mix of both this week, I think wuxia films are closer to fantasy-adventure than to kung fu movies, but they get lumped together a lot in Western release because "Chinese film with fights in".

It would be like if Lord Of The Rings was marketed as a HEMA martial arts movie, and got a reception of "There's 5 minutes of cool sword and bow stunts, but then they walk around a forest talking about jewelry for the rest of the film, 1/5"

It's a completely different set of expectations.

@siege @AudreyJune @Sleepytimeteabear Oh gosh, I hadn't looked at the Delia*s stuff before

This is very me

re: hot take: Going off about Transgender Language 

@siege Yeah, the whole "sex and gender are separate, sex is physical and gender is psychosocial" thing as 'trans friendly' is something I've had to pull up cis friends about.. It's regurgitated 2nd wave feminism that boils down to just being plain old essentialism in another wrapper.

Learning Japanese 

Most words: Ok, these two kanji mean that concept. Cool!
Some words: Kanji for this word(v1), Kanji for this word(v2)
Some words: Yeah I got nothing, smells of etymology tbh

Every time it happens in a book, movie or show, my mind returns to this comic.

re: rant, science fiction, fantasy 

Gravity is just as much a fundamental part of "our place in nature". We evolved for that, our bodies like it!

But whenever you get "Nope not going into space. That's unnatural!" in SF it's only from backwards sects of pitiable weirdos.

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rant, science fiction, fantasy 

SFF writers, please, just once

Can we overcome cell senesence and it not be a big hand-wringing affair over "Oh! Oh! The very SOUL of humanity! Tis tarnished! Death, it defines life, you see!"

Get lost with that drunk undergrad philosophy schpiel, istg

And on that note

"Necromancy is AGAINST THE LAWS OF LIFE ITSELF! (Healing magic's ok tho)"

Like, yeah, your arm exploded? Buddy, this mage'll magic you up a new one! He's all harmonious! Look, there's birds in his beard and everything.

If it's your brain, though? Nah man, that's Unnatural.

re: Watched Die Hard for the first time last night (gun violence) 

What's wild is that Point Break only came 3 years later, and in that the "off-duty cop who starts a shootout in a building full of hostages during a robbery" is a minor antagonist who causes a tragic bloodbath.

Which feels very pointed and deliberate, like so much of that movie.

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re: Watched Die Hard for the first time last night 

It feels like it's ramping up to action films of the 90s, in terms of tone and writing. Things aren't at the point of campyness you'll get in stuff like Total Recall or Demolition Man, but the path to there from here is very clear.

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Watched Die Hard for the first time last night 

That was weird. Fun movie, very solid structurally. It does not feel like a 2hr 12m movie at all. Bizarre mix of lots of copaganda stuff that really doesn't land in 2023, mixed with the *most* inept cops this side of a Police Academy movie.

Alan Rickman is just amazing, and the entire film hinges on his performance. I love that in a cast of baddies yelling "SCHNELL! 'EE KEELED MEIN BROTHER!!" he is playing a guy named Hans Kruger with the most English accent imaginable.

There was one amazing scene where it looked like it was about to turn into a mistaken identity romcom with Alan Rickman & Bruce Willis, but the cowards veered away from it at the last moment.

Give me that movie, dammit.

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