Pastelbat @pastelbat@awoo.space

*sleepy waves to everyone*

@extinctsnakes@mastodon.social gosh this is an important post thankyou

I had a dream I was fixing bugged displays on old arcade machines

yknow like, where a pixel freezes on one colour or something

Except all the screens were embroidered thread, but they still moved somehow

So I was just sat with a quick-unpick, tugging out the buggy pixel-threads

I gotta say, I want to live in a universe where that's the answer to these things

@Daylight I remember back in the Cambrian when you could fit an entire phylum on a floppy disk, and the Bonus Levels.

Where is the angry GamerBro petition about Capcom changing the timing on roasting dinosteaks

it used to be 2.5-3 beats after the Cute Roasting Song finished, now it is somewhere around the last beat

this is logical and reasonable and entirely against my years-ingrained muscle memory

@theoutrider I mean, the ending itself feels like one big existential "trumpet wah-wahhh joke" played on everyone in the setting

*remembers Jackass' final letter* ._.

@kobold no, just a kinda gentle melody at the time, sorry

@kobold my brain started singing this as a song as I was reading it

@kobold @theoutrider @Nine @fillertrack But can he spin around on the spot for delicious treats?

@kitsch Be the prrrr you want to see in the wrrrrld

Me: "There is no way you can get me interested in a Punisher story. Frank Castle is the epitome of 'boring angsty rageman power fantasy'."
Marvel: "Okay, but consider: Galactus-powered Ghost Rider Punisher.."
Me: "..Go on?"
Marvel: "Goes back in time and kidnaps baby Thanos for a roadtrip through space to try and change his future self."
"Teeempting.."
"..With giant space sharks?"
"DEAL"

The Big Mood..

@theoutrider Counterpoint: ~gamer~ hardware as closet postfurry aesthetic

@Mycroft I know Paizo have Archetype characters for each of their classes. Do WotC have similar? It might be a 'example of a cool new class you could play as' character to get non-MtG people excited for the book?

Otherwise, like, Niv Mizzet is "ok there's a dragon in it so..?" for people who don't know the setting. So I expect they wanna appeal to new ppl too.

@Mycroft Oh wow, I love Ravnica too! I tried to make a skirmish RPG set there once. ^^; This is really cool news~

It'd be kinda mean for it to be a troll. Since they commissioned a (new?) full piece of art featuring known Ravnica characters (I don't know the lady's name, but the dragon in the background is unmistakably Niv-Mizzet.

@Miffy @NeonYeen Yeah, us too. -.- Relate verymuch on that.

Usually we just disable all media on websites, but some like Soundcloud obvs you can't without breaking functionality. ._.

@typhlosion welcome back graofriend!