Pastelbat @pastelbat@awoo.space
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Joined Dec 2017
I had a dream I was fixing bugged displays on old arcade machines
yknow like, where a pixel freezes on one colour or something
Except all the screens were embroidered thread, but they still moved somehow
So I was just sat with a quick-unpick, tugging out the buggy pixel-threads
I gotta say, I want to live in a universe where that's the answer to these things
gmaeing, fictional food, pooptoot, Monster Hunter
Where is the angry GamerBro petition about Capcom changing the timing on roasting dinosteaks
it used to be 2.5-3 beats after the Cute Roasting Song finished, now it is somewhere around the last beat
this is logical and reasonable and entirely against my years-ingrained muscle memory
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pls RT:
can someone help me remember who drew this first version of Wyx? I'm having trouble finding them
Me: "There is no way you can get me interested in a Punisher story. Frank Castle is the epitome of 'boring angsty rageman power fantasy'."
Marvel: "Okay, but consider: Galactus-powered Ghost Rider Punisher.."
Me: "..Go on?"
Marvel: "Goes back in time and kidnaps baby Thanos for a roadtrip through space to try and change his future self."
"Teeempting.."
"..With giant space sharks?"
"DEAL"
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Windows Vista Evangelion Rebuild: You Are (Not) Administrator
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Attention #Discord users: Did you know that the Discord app does not have very much in the way of basic accessibility features, such as taking into account visual impairments or being able to change fonts for dyslexia support? If you're a Discord user, please vote to add this feature.
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my gemsona OC is amazingly flexible, has white gold coloration, and originally worked for the Diamonds creating sample typography for graphic design, her name's Lorem Gypsum.
[Humorous Observation, Meme]
Tired: Imitating Allistic mannerisms
Wired: Sounding increasingly like an Elcor the more tired you get
Inspired: Just talking like an Elcor all the time
#actuallyautistic
Remember that Doctor Who episode where "The whole of time is being compressed!!!!!" and it was literally
-Ancient Egypt
-Romans
-Winston Churchill
- Dinosaurs
That's basically British History education in a nutshell (except we never got the dinosaurs).
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gameing
Gosh Murderous Pursuits is great, I really hope it only goes from strength to strength
I can't wait for the ability to invite friends to public games. .w.
Chronic Pain Joking, Lost In Space
I haven't seen the Netflix ver, but I was at the right age for the movie (it had cool fighter-ship & alien designs, don't judge me).
And
I still remember the unsellable toy Alien-Dr-Smith. I never bought one, but you could press his belly in the toystore and he'd say "Ohhhh the pain" each time. Just that 1 voiceline over and over.
Ohhhh the pain
Ohhhh the pain
Ohhhh the pain
Ohhhh the pain
I still remember that toy *all the time* 20yrs on, because 💯 mood
*fly-by wingwave*
Hiiiiiiiiiiii~
*flails in mid-air, regains balance, lands ungracefully on a branch*
..Nailed it
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birdsite link. maid uniforms, skateboarding
holy shit https://twitter.com/suzusiro333/status/979336530782183425
i... I love this for some reason.
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squid maids on skateboards
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An oldie but a goodie: The Case of the 500-Mile Email:
"We're having a problem sending email out of the department."
"What's the problem?" I asked.
"We can't send mail more than 500 miles," the chairman explained.
I choked on my latte. "Come again?"
"We can't send mail farther than 500 miles from here," he repeated. "A little bit more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther."
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huh
steam is giving away copies of Crusader Kings 2
how about that
http://store.steampowered.com/app/203770/Crusader_Kings_II/
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This is a graffiti-free zone.
Vandals will be ~PASTELBAT~
Joined Dec 2017
