An oldie but a goodie: The Case of the 500-Mile Email:
"We're having a problem sending email out of the department."
"What's the problem?" I asked.
"We can't send mail more than 500 miles," the chairman explained.
I choked on my latte. "Come again?"
"We can't send mail farther than 500 miles from here," he repeated. "A little bit more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther."
eye contact, realistic fursuit/mask
@masklayer yeah I saw that and holy heck, want.
@Azure Pretty much, that and an token effort towards anonymization.
@Oneironott @Aradia@mastodon.social :adds a fuzzy glow paw to the stack:
@inurashii daaang!
@Oneironott hecking relatable.
@Angle definitely.
@Oneironott I KNOW RIGHT.
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A brief history of gnolls
3e: gnolls are vicious savage creatures, play one if you don’t mind being shafted ECL
4e: gnolls are vicious savage creatures, a gnoll PC is torn between two worlds and gets a cool encounter ability
Pathfinder: gnolls are vicious savage creatures beholden to Lamashtu, NEVER PLAYER CHARACTERS!
5e: gnolls are vicious savage creatures spawned by Yeenoghu zirself, NEVER PLAYER CHARACTERS! AND FFS YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK THEY’RE HOT!
Subnautica lategame
@Doephin what baffles me is the Prawn. Making you lose the three-dimensional freedom of being underwater is just a weird choice.
Moving to @starkatt
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