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Lewd Development 

I want to code on your butt.

Mmmm...

@GinnyMcQueen@mastodon.social no more burning the roof of your mastomouth

The ley lines are not the veins, they are the nervous system. The highways and roads are the veins, from backwater paths to thumping arteries. We are the blood cells, gathering in cities and building skyscraping organs. We are building a colossus and she is waking up.

Thoughts are soundwaves that resonate through the viscous medium of human cognitive perception and leave the jello jiggling in their wake.

PLEASE FOLLOW MY SNAPES ON BUTTSTAGRAM AND CONNERKT WITH ME ON LOINKEDIN

As much as I'm happy about that mastofame, I'm already nostalgic for the old days when everything that happened were memes and new features

@gamehawk I'm going to be honest, I was going to make a lewd joke about the phrase "pull request" earlier today and then thought, "But I don't want to say that to my lovely little MastoMom, what if she thinks less of me?"

Cribbing notes from Akiha Den Den and Xeno Clash for use with Apocalypse World tonight. Pretty sure our holding is going to be called Akiha Den Den, someone will be named Bullhook, Monday Man, Mackeral, Mother Father, and there will be an aged rusty ferris wheel and radiowave portals to psychic helldreamscapes maybe.

There are whispers coming over the wires, static on the radiowaves that blends into an eternal voice singing the cosmos in and out of existence, from beginning to end in one solid, infinite note. If you turn your ears, you can hear the words. If you turn your heart, you can feel the silent song thrum through your veins. And if you turn your eyes, you can hear the flashing lights winking into and out of existence, one by one by all by all.

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