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Cute bunnies in maid outfits serving you coffee

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@Caelyn@bibeogaem.zone @Smingleigh Although the creator of Dungeon World is apparently setting up shop for an RPG-focused instance later today, possibly called dice.camp. I'll be over there too probably.

If you're posting online to make sure your friends stay safe and are aware of the dangers out there, you're forewarny on main.

@Smingleigh @Caelyn@bibeogaem.zone In reality, I jumped ship from the flagship instance because it breaks down under the load of new registrations every few weeks.

@brooke Which makes a can of shaving cream a poptart sandwich I can't deal with this today

Shaving lather is an open-face sandwich, except if you’re massaging it in with your hand, during which time it’s a regular sandwich.

@Caelyn@bibeogaem.zone @Smingleigh *registers to every single masto instance while maintaining unblinking eye contact*

If you're posting online celebrating becoming a parent, you're firstborny on main.

same old meme, but it pears repeating 

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@masklayer Nekojishi, though apparently it has problematic consent issues, so be warned as I have been warned.

Gay Furry Thirst on Main 

@incatoxication 🙁​ oh.

Thanks for letting me know, glad I didn't go into that blind.

After all those horny on main puns, I'm... actually horny on main. Sorry everyone?

Gay Furry Thirst on Main 

So there's a gay furry game on trending Steam which is beautiful. I'm going to play the hell out of it.

What other fun sexy furry games are there? Give me recommendations! I've got a mighty bi thirst! Or just fun sexy kinky games in general? Boost plz, i have no shame

:raised_hand_paw_nx90: 🅰️W🅾️🅾️:raised_hand_paw_nx90:​​

If you like to talk about PS4 exclusive Souls-like games, you're Bloodborney on main.

If you're excited by Tom Hardy's mask-muffled voice, you're horny on Bane.

If you like posting about putting on cool clothes and then adding more jewels and fancy accessories, you're getting adorny on main.

Masto newbie guide 

Instances run by witches are only open for registration at midnight. This is awesome and also not a joke.

Go big or go home on masto!

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dont go home come here no dont go home come back here im sorry come here youre welcome here i didn't mean to imply no shhh shhhh shhhh you're welcome here

youre welcome here

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