@typhlosion No, you are soft and friendly. That seems the exact opposite of disgusting and useless!

@typhlosion look... just because your handler is at the water-type gym doesn’t mean you''re useless.... you cleaned up at the grass gym!!

@typhlosion I disagree.

I mean, there's folks who're _into_ that, and I don't want to kink shame if you're expressing this in that context, but I doubt you are based on one comment in isolation.

@typhlosion If that's true, I don't want to be beautiful and useful, 'cause I think you're rad as heck. ♥️

@typhlosion

I like you. I think you make this place a more pleasant one to be in.
*offers a hug*

@typhlosion 🍵 even if you were those things you would deserve tea.

Everyone deserves tea. I know because I have a tea mug that says so.

@typhlosion I disagree, friend. You are extremely good