Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
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I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
@oliver@witches.town "hello I'm Helen of Troy and I'm your Trojan horse this evening"
subtoot, light-hearted
FF12
pls spawn Lv. 99 Red Chocobo. I want your ribbon. I WANT TO BE PRETTY AND PROTECTED FROM STATUSES
when a very good pup faves your toot 👍
IT'S BEEN
a shitty year so please take care of yourself
Current Events-adjacent
food, silly ruminations
i want a watermelon now
or ice cream
maybe i'll go get frozen yogurt
maybe i'll win the lottery tonight and pay my friends to help me make cool shit instead of do $DAYJOB
idfk
@colon_three thanks you too
Crom, Kobold King
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violence
hey now that Nazis run over people with their cars is it okay to punch them yet
what threshold is it okay
or are minorities supposed to sit around and do some turn the other cheek bullshit
I didn't condone it before but now I do, with a caveat: don't go looking for trouble
@davidsgallant@toot.cat better than Slade or whatever the name of that dude who picked a beef with you was called and kept getting banned
🚨 I'M GAY 🚨
Crom, Kobold King
boosted
CAPS SORRY
@vahnj YOU TOO! let's all be gay on masto! XD
CAPS SORRY
@Jacel I MAY BE GAY, WITH 100% PROBABILITY
gabourney sidide is in difficult people and the show's not too great but she's always amazing
CAPS SORRY
@bentosmile congratulations!!!!!! on being gay
@Mycroft I know from experience with them! We're past it.
CAPS SORRY
@bentosmile Nope they know! I just can't be as gay around em
@Nine Nice next time I commission a kobold I'm gonna get an 80s hair metal kobold
Crom, Kobold King
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CAPS SORRY
@vahnj *checks the kobold gay dial* aaah see, here's the reason. It's jammed up to 11.
Welp, no problem here. :D working as intended.
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
...
I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
