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my monitor is probably the oldest thing about my setup now, not counting my mousepad from 1994

i think i got my monitor like 9 or 10 years ago at this point? i damaged it moving to california and never replaced it

@TrollDecker@social.diskseven.com Kobolds in your area say sexy stuff in a very high pitched voice that completely fails to get across any amount of sensuality to most folks, but all the kobolds in the call center have to pause when they hear each other because it's too kinky

yep video card's fried

i was kinda due for an upgrade at some point i guess, it's 4 years old at this point

hello i'm sorry if i go overboard telling you about kobolds. they're.... they're just good

@kemonine@mastodon.social i'm trying the repair approach since it's windows 10

fingers crossed

@kemonine@mastodon.social i think my windows install got screwed up really

it's whatever at this point i'm kind of in a "i don't care mode"

@bleak Because of the Germanic roots though a lot of kobolds revolve around mining. D&D took it in the right direction of also making them very proficient in traps as this is a very fairy kobold trait. Dogbolds do not usually bear this trait, they're really just anthro dogs in most cases.

I really like Suioden's kobolds though. They're basically battle-ready elves in that and they're cute as heck :O

@bleak I'm not at all biased because of the latest expansion having a kobold baby you take care of and avenge the death of his parents or anything :X

@bleak Then there's the mousey miners from World of Warcraft. Kind of boring because WoW doesn't really do anything other than make them into a stereotype.

There's also Final Fantasy 14's kobolds, who are cool. Their attunement is earth and they're into mining but they're not afraid to go to the surface to hunt and roam in packs collecting crystals to summon their god. They're like little mice dogs!

@bleak well there's the fairy type which has three different derivations but each ultimately do similar things-

they're kind of like invisible chore people who resemble small children and get offended kind of easily

their types are kind of based on where they show up

then there's the D&D ones which was originally more of a "scaled dog"! D&D decided to make them more lizardy, effectively to relate them to dragons!

Japan loved kobolds too and decided they were dogs so, they're dogs too.

@verydumb@witches.town thank you for this blessing

@vahnj Kobolds with slightly-too-long capes so they trip on them sometimes but try to play it off like it was on purpose.

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