Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
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I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
gonna make out with that sexy gelatenous cube on the couch
Crom, Kobold King
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Hello please let me introduce this year's set of sexy costumes for Halloween
@vahnj Sexy gelatinous cube!
Crom, Kobold King
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Hello please let me introduce this year's set of sexy costumes for Halloween
@vahnj also available!
- sexy displacer beast
- sexy celestial badger
- sexy blink dog
- sexy kenku
- sexy bulette
- sexy owlbear
- sexy gelatinous cube
Crom, Kobold King
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@vahnj consider: a koblin goes to a halloween party. they're dressed as a corn on the cob. and has corn on the cob to eat. they're a corn gobblin' corn koblin
@goatmoat gobold or gohome
Crom, Kobold King
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@vahnj if a kobold and a goblin have a kid, is it a gobold or a koblin?
@grime_witch@witches.town there are a ton more if you want to see feminine ones but most of them are very "male gaze-y"
@grime_witch@witches.town ok yes but consider exhibit A: https://awoo.space/media/MkMzkveRZc0TaQPfkg4
Hello please let me introduce this year's set of sexy costumes for Halloween
D&D monsters!
- sexy beholder
- sexy lich
- sexy basilisk
- sexy slaad
- sexy illithid
- sexy umbral hulk
- sexy ankheg
- sexy dragon
- sexy kobold
- sexy giant
- sexy carrion crawler
rewatching stranger things
@dog "don't watch over your friends choosing to get fucky or a demagorgon will eat you" is truly a moral lesson for our times
good night
nazis
@Leucrotta yep T_T
pooptoot for the night i guess
@akoboldskobold@octodon.social a very good pooptoot
nazis
this dude infiltrated nazi groups in america and documented an inner group conference in seattle. wow. fuck. this is my home. get out.
http://kuow.org/post/i-went-undercover-seattle-s-white-nationalist-group
@masklayer nothing wrong with ya friend
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
...
I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
