Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space

@dzuk@a.weirder.earth hang in there, pal

i hope you find a safe way through this

working on upgrading awoospace! will give you 15 minutes heads up for when we restart.

@noiob yes. it's an important job

@anthracite any time i got bored in Assassin's Creed 3 (the last one I actually played very far into) I would just go pet animals everywhere

Stretchy cutems pls add pet pet dlc https://awoo.space/media/BBW9ipR5nXzh0OI4oQ0

@AdalwinAmillion is this a dwarf fort

Haha butts send toot

Ah so this is where the ass in assassin's creed was https://awoo.space/media/k7qIT_Q7jM4pUR9-GfY

@kaniini@mastodon.dereferenced.org everything past 2 i think doesn't have running mode, i forget

anyway the latest definitely doesn't and it does this 👌​

@lylaha@mastodon.art I think this is a pretty big let down. Retirement plan is to raise hippos so you can be best friends with them obvs

Hippos are probably the most dangerous animal in the game, just as in real life, so very appropriate imo

The boy wants an assassin hippo

My favorite feature in assassin's Creed is every protagonist is overwhelmed by the gravity of hay bales when within a foot and sucked into the center before being able to continue

@bea@dev.glitch.social oh I want to marry an archeologist and keep his artifacts warm!

Ohhhhhh my grandma would have loved to watch me play this. She loved Egyptian stuff. She played Laura Bow 2 and Pharoah/Cleopatra a lot.

Ass Creed is making me want to play Laura Bow 2. Again.

Chomp chomp awoo