Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space

it is also my mastodon birthday

happy mastomakeday everyone

@Nine @squirrel @posit@chitter.xyz obviously we need art of a brave adventurer gently patting a mimic

@Nine @posit@chitter.xyz so pure T_T

@posit@chitter.xyz @Nine you feel her nuzzle under your hand. she wants the scratchies!!!!

:thinking:​ pettable mimics

@witchfynder_finder this is in pathfinder

i used this against my players (without min-maxing it because it will outright kill anyone even at level 10) and they were SO MAD but I had to do it because the player would have completely devastated the encounter without even trying :S

@witchfynder_finder speaking of familiars i figured out an absurdly broken magus build involving getting a familiar and abusing invisibility mechanics

assuming level 20, put maximized electric shock on your familiar and yourself, then while holding the charge use invisibility on both of you and invisibility attack someone for 480 points of damage, not including any damage bonuses from other min-max mechanics of the basic shocking grasp build

@witchfynder_finder all they got's bitey

i want bitey stingy :3

my actual familiar: a permanent baby wyvern

"erasmus is my familiar"
"i believe you've got that backwards"
"familiar is my erasmus? that makes no sense"

@shel @Siphonay@octodon.social proposed alternative: shorten it to "gender bin" and place within for trash compacting

@Siphonay@octodon.social for all intents and purposes i'm cis too so maybe it's good if i don't joke about this stuff too

thanks

@Efi blessinge

@inurashii drive safe!

@wizardpedia give me a familiar

@wizardpedia​ make me a wizard

@Leucrotta way gay

tired & gay & Knuckles

tired & gay + coffee = wired & gay