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hearthstone, brian kibler 

oh my god brian and his wife. oh my god.

the galvodon theme song. oh my god.

youtu.be/b7UGrhQD9zk?t=310

my favorite norse mythology is about jortenheim

My favorite jort fighter is Hem, his jortyuhem move is the best

Giant tiger looks up at the camera "you've really done it again? Bloody hell"

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Love how in xenoblade chronicles your whole party follows you when you jump off cliffs

never forget that the actual lyrics to the Phantom Menace theme song was "Corn on the cob / corn on the kabob" *dun dun da da dun*

alice to the left of me
bob to the right
here i am, man in the middle with you

hey guys, my pal Twee really needs help - she's low on cash, her car is the only way to get more money, and she needs money to get it inspected and registered or it'll get towed

capitalism is a huge fuck. please help out if you can ❤​
youcaring.com/jadeshackelford-

PSA: this setting might help if you don't want assbutts to search for your profile and toots on google and the like awoo.space/media/l65ueQRw1CI5u

masto administration question 

has anyone written a masto guide on how to scale your media storage

i have no idea what im doin and have mostly ignored it for too long

im not super interested in diving into it today but if there's like a link that would be cool

still want to play a kobold bard of valour that plays and fights with their tuba

silly reductive thoughts on pathfinder races 

human: hi i'm new to this game
elf: i had no idea their eyes were black but they're still sexy right
half-elf: i like shannara too much
gnome: i like being annoying!
halfling: i'm the group chef! (no but really this has happened to me every time)
dwarf: HA HA, ALCOHOL
half-orc: hey i don't care about the in-universe implications i just want to be an orc
kobold: *not the player* wait who let Crom in the game

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