Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@001zlnv Yes he is, it sounds like, and you have my total sympathies. We actually have a plumber having a look at it already-- sounds like you've basically been told to sit and spin, which makes me quite angry on your behalf. -____-

@Leucrotta Thankfully it's not quite that bad! The bathroom floor was soaked completely, with obvious cracks in the ceiling, but the rest of the apartment was fine except for some wet spots we think was from ground water. No property damage so far, except for one pretty gross bathmat!

Believe me, if we'd lost books, I'd be calling for blood. :D Still hoping we won't come home to Waterworld in a couple days, but so far it's more annoying than catastrophic!

@mawr

Isn't tremendously interested in food for some reason, you say. Hmmm...

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/ae7qp7/plugged_in_and_charging/

@001zlnv He's... all right. The whole place is falling apart, but at least he kinda-sorta communicates with us and doesn't just let stuff rot indefinitely.

We're almost hoping the damage is bad enough that they'll have to strip everything down and rebuild. If that happens, we're probably just gonna ask to get out of our lease and bolt for NOLA that much sooner...

@JulieSqveakaroo *hugs tight* I'm so sorry, hun.

The drains in our increasingly decrepit apartment have backed up. Apparently the unusually loud "rain" I heard last night was a torrent of water coming down through our bathroom ceiling.

Peg and I are gonna take all this wastewater and make wastewaterade. :p We decided, fuck it, we're staying at the hotel down the street until this gets repaired, and we're staying in the motherfucking jacuzzi suite.

This is not responsible nor a good idea, and I'm secretly very glad Peggy opted for it. =^__^;=

@LeDiva Thinking of you and our good friend Rudiger...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LMtRG4Mc54

#goodtimes

"I've never seen a hearse with a luggage rack on it." -- Dr. Roberts, Dream Corp LLC

@kelseyhusky Right? They're Daz3D models according to the artist's site, but I had to go back and doublecheck! https://www.deviantart.com/chemicq/art/The-fetish-diary-Izanami-758483110 [NSFWish, obviously]

i know they're just 3d models

still envy

@frameacloud Is it this one, maybe? https://www.bratabase.com/breast-shapes/ It's missing a couple of criteria, but...

I've been doing better. I wouldn't say I'm over my sisters, or ex-sisters, or whatever the hell they are now. But I'm definitely starting to feel that healing distance. It feels good, like soft memory foam, or maybe unmemory foam, packed up against the wound. Anyway, this song by the drop nineteens touched me just hard enough that I remembered the wound was there, and I realized, holy shit, this song is about being nineteen. And maybe that was appropriate, because being 43 is a lot like being 19 for the 2nd time. But this time, things don't go vague and fall apart because of college or high school. They just kind of fall apart.

It's funny when you stop to realize, I'm already forty-three.

And how serious can anything be anyway?

Not very.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB7iPiFExN4

https://genius.com/Drop-nineteens-kick-the-tragedy-lyrics

@Balinares Belated happy birthday!

oh god they even have their own yoko ono, i feel like a bastard but this is priceless :D

"Well, I feel like we're _all_ victims here."

"I just feel like Steve's got an agenda. Why set rules, if you're not going to follow them?"

"I don't know how he can look at himself in the mirror and accept the performance he's giving us."

"I'd just really appreciate leaving this band cleaner than you found it."

These are all real quotes from the aforementioned band kids. I'm expecting one hell of a link to the next sketch.

There are two young men-- pardon me, two young dudes-- sitting next to me at the cafe. They are animatedly discussing kicking someone out of their bad, and I feel like my life's been invaded by a Whitest Kids You Know sketch.

@Oneironott

sneak preview:
salty plum
violet candy
riesling
cucumber

basically they're flavored like british grandma candy

i humbly submit that i have created the mathematically pessimal candy orca dragon O:)

anthy is working up a reference sheet even as we speak

i worked hard to make this dragon unlickable (outside of the uk where basically anything goes candywise)

@Soreth BUT I HAVEN'T TIDIED UP FOR MARDUK! @_@