Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@kobi_lacroix One of the finest days in my life was the one where I discovered my real name anagrams to "Licks an ion zebra." *nod*

meow 🐯​

thats all i got left really :)

we're ok though, peg's at cafe in cap hill working on art, i'm in the hotel catching up on day job and pondering another round of jacuzzi

don't cry for me mastodon

*bats at jet bubbles and mrrrowrs* do kinda wish there were some fish in this thing though, maybe if i called the front desk

@Aradia Yeah, we were originally gonna do this jacuzzi suite to get away from B*nd*z*, but decided to be responsible and cancel.

So it's all effectively free! ^___^ (Have I ever explained the Alice Trillin Law of Compensatory Cash Flow to you? It's so handy...)

@Austin_Dern This has special "um, sentimental" value for me, because Peg and I just gave one of the supporting characters in Parallax what we have perhaps less-than-charitably called a "meth tiara."

We're terrible people. O:)

@Leucrotta I was kinda confused why you thought our books were in the tub, come to think of it... :>

@001zlnv Yes he is, it sounds like, and you have my total sympathies. We actually have a plumber having a look at it already-- sounds like you've basically been told to sit and spin, which makes me quite angry on your behalf. -____-

@Leucrotta Thankfully it's not quite that bad! The bathroom floor was soaked completely, with obvious cracks in the ceiling, but the rest of the apartment was fine except for some wet spots we think was from ground water. No property damage so far, except for one pretty gross bathmat!

Believe me, if we'd lost books, I'd be calling for blood. :D Still hoping we won't come home to Waterworld in a couple days, but so far it's more annoying than catastrophic!

@mawr

Isn't tremendously interested in food for some reason, you say. Hmmm...

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/ae7qp7/plugged_in_and_charging/

@001zlnv He's... all right. The whole place is falling apart, but at least he kinda-sorta communicates with us and doesn't just let stuff rot indefinitely.

We're almost hoping the damage is bad enough that they'll have to strip everything down and rebuild. If that happens, we're probably just gonna ask to get out of our lease and bolt for NOLA that much sooner...

@JulieSqveakaroo *hugs tight* I'm so sorry, hun.

The drains in our increasingly decrepit apartment have backed up. Apparently the unusually loud "rain" I heard last night was a torrent of water coming down through our bathroom ceiling.

Peg and I are gonna take all this wastewater and make wastewaterade. :p We decided, fuck it, we're staying at the hotel down the street until this gets repaired, and we're staying in the motherfucking jacuzzi suite.

This is not responsible nor a good idea, and I'm secretly very glad Peggy opted for it. =^__^;=

@LeDiva Thinking of you and our good friend Rudiger...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LMtRG4Mc54

#goodtimes

"I've never seen a hearse with a luggage rack on it." -- Dr. Roberts, Dream Corp LLC

@kelseyhusky Right? They're Daz3D models according to the artist's site, but I had to go back and doublecheck! https://www.deviantart.com/chemicq/art/The-fetish-diary-Izanami-758483110 [NSFWish, obviously]

i know they're just 3d models

still envy

@frameacloud Is it this one, maybe? https://www.bratabase.com/breast-shapes/ It's missing a couple of criteria, but...

I've been doing better. I wouldn't say I'm over my sisters, or ex-sisters, or whatever the hell they are now. But I'm definitely starting to feel that healing distance. It feels good, like soft memory foam, or maybe unmemory foam, packed up against the wound. Anyway, this song by the drop nineteens touched me just hard enough that I remembered the wound was there, and I realized, holy shit, this song is about being nineteen. And maybe that was appropriate, because being 43 is a lot like being 19 for the 2nd time. But this time, things don't go vague and fall apart because of college or high school. They just kind of fall apart.

It's funny when you stop to realize, I'm already forty-three.

And how serious can anything be anyway?

Not very.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB7iPiFExN4

https://genius.com/Drop-nineteens-kick-the-tragedy-lyrics

@Balinares Belated happy birthday!

oh god they even have their own yoko ono, i feel like a bastard but this is priceless :D