Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@JulieSqveakaroo

> Guess which scenario I've been bonking my head against for the past few months?

"Gee, Brain, is it the one where we put bowler hats on all the pigeons and tried to convince everybody the British had invaded?"

@anthracite 🎵This is what we call The Possum Show! 🎵

@chandra @hummingrain

[Kermit voice:] Come on, everybody... if we can get about six more people on stage doing this, we can turn it into a musical number and end this silly bit!

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@hummingrain

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@Leucrotta This week is already kinda overbooked, but I'd love to hang out next week if that's looking okay!

"nothingberder"

@Leucrotta a bit yeah...

this is just sexy as hell right here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floral_formula (cw: pistils and stamens)

@anthracite, how much you wanna bet the Baron knows these tables by heart?

@LeDiva I like to think the comedy collective that this song is named after really has a bear.

I think this song is my new personal anthem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlvA1GMBzW8

Lyrics: https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858663715/

if you're the sort of person who thinks quiet cafe backrooms are an appropriate place to make all your business calls for the day, you are an asshole and should be permanently denied caffeine

Now listening to Suicide's "Rocket USA."

You know, there's something kind of reassuring about a song from 42 years ago going on about how doomsday is imminent...

Feeling old and bohemian and loving it. That probably has very little to do with the lyrics of this song, which for all I can tell is about eating old reggae 45's.

Also I'm pretty sure at around 2:07 they're singing about giving Silent Bob a satellite soda. Listen, you don't listen to Pylon for the lyrics, okay? You do it because everything Vanessa Briscoe-Hay does is pure and good and loud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyca-sGEoZE

#moodsnapshot

@LeDiva @Zero_Democracy@jorts.horse That... that was really vindicating, thank you. :)

Put Vietnamese fish sauce in Italian food.

Seriously. I mean, it's virtually the same as ancient-Roman garum sauce and has every business being there.

It really brings out the umami flavors in tomatoes, butter, and hard cheeses-- I just had a bowl of gnocchi in a sauce made from all of the above and it's the best thing I've eaten in weeks.

@LexYeen@snouts.online This is all pretty good stuff, honestly. I do honestly wonder how many of our political rivals would look at it as a Tragic Sign Of The Decay Of Western Martial Values...

@LexYeen@snouts.online I can't help noting Section 8-6: "Respect for Others' Feelings." Think I'm gonna drop that little fact next time I hear from the "facts not feels" crowd.

Yes, little Pepe, even the US Army officially acknowledges that taking others' "feefees" into account isn't a sign of weakness, it's a sign of being a fucking grown-up. Being respectful *is* being cynically practical.

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(Oh! I think Rezy got upset reading about 21st-century Terran history and ate half her keyboard again. Yeah, she does that sometimes. --ed.)

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