Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@anthracite They probably mean my alter ego. I'm glad they're finally giving Rez the deference she deserves.

@JulieSqveakaroo i am so trying this...

@chimerror I am officially bored with people inventing new linguistic prescriptions and announcing them from their pulpits. I have so many Correct Queer Terminology bulletins piled up unread on my desk I'm going to start using them for kindling.

The cafe played Led Zeppelin, "When the Levee Breaks" over the loudspeaker. About six people shot the DIRTIEST look at the ceiling. This is apparently not a popular song here for some mysterious reason. O:(

@hystericempress Once again you are a woman after mine own heart. <3 I have a very similar rant about beans in chili. I _prefer_ my alfredo with just cheese and butter, and I _prefer_ my chili without beans, but assigning "validity" to any food that is not actively toxic or inedible is ridiculous. I condemn everybody who's ever complained about food authenticity to live off of budae jjigae for the rest of their blinkered lives.

@coyohti I first learned about him when I was hate-reading Portal of Evil, and they'd turned him into an "exhibit" over his RPG rules. And it made me really angry, because he seemed like such a nice guy who didn't deserve that kind of abuse...

And then years later, I find his Youtube channel and thousands of people cheering for him, mostly unironically, and it really did my heart good. Plus, he's got a weirdly alluring voice.

Then I read 10Elemental Masters and he became the stuff of legend...

@Leucrotta Saint-Exmin.

@mmsword @zx3 @Aradia I was thinking of the one from Buffy, not everybody's favorite Mad!

@Leucrotta Prego, caro mio!

@zx3 @Aradia I assume if a fourth and fifth show up, you'll name them Zander and Scrappy? <3

Today feels like a Radiohead, Turkish coffee, and unhealthy nostalgia kind of morning.

@hystericempress Thanks to you I wound up digging through Destiny weapon lore, and I REALLY liked this quote:

"Don't hunt 'em 'cause you been wronged. Hunt 'em 'cause what they did was wrong. There's a world of difference there, kid."

My late father would've approved so hard.

@zx3 @Aradia Killbots. Humph. There's never one around when you need one.

I had to deal with the scat of two different mammalian species yesterday and I'm still stressed as hell over it. >_<

@Leucrotta I've had this problem.

Then I started making it according to my great-grandfather's recipe, with huge amounts of chili, olive oil, parmesan, garlic, and anchovies.

Then I ate a whole bag in one sitting.

Then I had... other problems. 😱​

@Phorm *fistbump* Right? Well, you're always welcome as far as this other misfit among misfits is concerned.

@Aradia Happy tail-up!

@hystericempress Hey, I know that guy!</rez> =^___^=

@LexYeen@snouts.online Yeah, it's that violin kinda noise you hear in Looney Toons? Or maybe that's just me.

@anthracite I feel bad for the folks who own Envie, that can't be good for business...