Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@mmsword I mean, the last time they attempted this, they couldn't even find the right comic, FFS... And learned NOTHING from that mistake, evidently.

@mmsword Fortunately, they have taken all necessary steps to hasten its natural fermentation from tragedy into comedy. I have already gathered a huge amount of evidence that this is not a stable person with a valid set of grievances, and I will store it all in my little arsenal and sincerely hope they never have to be deployed.

And thank you. *hug* I'm becoming increasingly reassured this is NOT a threat they're mentally competent to follow through on.

To whom it may concern:

I have only one thing to say to you, and that's "I know you've read enough about spirituality to know that the abusive urges you're feeling will only fly right back in your face if acted upon."

Aside from that, I've already offered you the very generous terms of "Zero contact, ever again, ever," and you should really take them for your own sanity's sake. You can stop beating yourself up with my tulpa any time you like, you know. I give you my permission. And insistence.

Thank you all for the support. Honestly, while it's super-unnerving to know someone's actively gunning for you... as you've pointed out, this person's history of effective trolling is not exactly strong, and their odds of not overreaching and just making an ass of themselves is approximately 0%. All I gotta do is wave those screenshots around, say "Hey, folks, meet my stalker, the self-confessed abuser," and move right on.

@anthracite How much you wanna bet You Know Who takes this as a sarcastic point about their torrent of abuse—and not, you know, someone on a BBS actually praising us outta the blue. ^____^

The best revenge is living well.

===== SPEAKING OF OBSESSED STALKERS =====

While Peg distracted the four kittens with The Jingly Man, I tried to make my escape out the front door, since I only saw Sugarfoot and I can usually outsmart one housecat.

And then I looked up at the window above our front door. "Oh, hi Shadow." *sigh*

Only one of them got inside, which I have accepted as par.

@Austin_Dern Thanks, I just... needed a little reality reorientation, because my first reaction when ANYBODY is upset at me is to assume it's all my fault and I really am a terrible person...

Also, I'm REALLY FUCKING SHAKEN over having a stalker again. This is like the fifth time in my life someone has done this shit to me, and while it always either seemed to be based on bad assumptions or it turned out they were just having a mental health crisis... this really brings back bad memories of the high-drama Livejournal days. What part of "we've moved on, I just wanna make a comic in peace, fuck off" do they not understand?!?

@Leucrotta style goals tbh

@001zlnv never asked

[any act of speech at all]
- humanocentric
- prone to misinterpretation
- fraught with problematic sociohistorical associations
- contributes to spread of a virus from outer space

RAWRRRRAAARROOWWRRRAARRR
- expressive
- 3.2 million years of proven success
- i like fish
- 🐯🐯🐯🐯

@001zlnv so much friggin cat

=== KITTY DEBRIEFING ===

REAR BREACH DETECTED AT HQ COMMA 1315 HOURS SATURDAY AFTERNOON STOP

INFILTRATORS APPREHENDED AND COUNTERACTED STOP END

@Phorm @Djinnanigans@dragon.style Haha, no, that was totally accidental! C'mon, you know me—if that had been intentional, I would surely have added some umlauts to that hönk. >:D

Doop do doo, don't mind me, just calling out @Phorm and @Djinnanigans@dragon.style... 😙

(Found in the bargain bin of the local grocery.)

@anthracite @001zlnv Hey, that's not true! You know damn well K is a glutton for that kind of punishment!

@Leucrotta 🐯: "Oh, yeah, I know that guy."

@Leucrotta If I had the option of "no cats," though... *sigh* I'd never be able to take it. They're kinda worth it. Even if we do have to play an unfairly weighted 10-minute MOBA every morning just to get out of the house. :)

@Leucrotta It's so much "worse" with the sound effects! This is the closest I can come to a transcript:

(M(MEW)E(M(MEW!)EW)(ME(MEW!)W)W)

Oh SHIT. :(

The Good Place is in the Westphall Universe. It apparently connects to Friends via Ursula Buffay from Mad About You, via Phoebe.

Janet, PLEASE keep Derek and Jason BOTH away from snowglobes. D:

#NotAGirl