Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

From the Bojack Horseman subreddit, appropriately enough.

I thought of some of you when I read this. And I thought of some of me when I read this.

As I'm fond of saying in my most morbid humours: "Don't worry---you *will* die! You just have to be a bit patient."

Relevant audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TRkZpFgJcI

if i woke up tomorrow and found myself to be omnipotent i would make the entire world look like this sculpture, but instead of poetry it would be 400 billion words worth of the embarrassing secrets of the people who run our planet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A,A

"If there's a George Washingduck on Howard's one dollar bill, are we to believe that every duck has a human analogue on Earth? And if that's true... is there a Howard The Human on Duckworld?" -- some guy on How Did This Get Made

https://www.google.com/search?q=entremets&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS873US881&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi3vYGxg87oAhWbX80KHWqJDhwQ_AUoAXoECBQQAw&biw=1301&bih=660

@Leucrotta if i end up standing here after midnight making lo mein (it's all i got), it's all your fault, hope you're proud of yourself

@Leucrotta if these ladies are not in heaven the first thing i do when i die will be to steal a bulldozer and MAKE one for them <3

@Leucrotta The only Google hits I'm finding for that are for fish balls and matzo balls, both of which sound like DAMN fine idea. If I ever had the faintest anti-semitic molecule in my body, it was obliterated by the old grannies who ran the Hillel cafeteria at Case Western, who would sell matzoh ball soup for a buck fifty to absolutely anyone who walked in, and would do so with the love and forbearance they had for their own grandchildren ​😻😻😻 i miss them so much

also this episode stars kristen schaal so it's kinda like watching howard the duck with mabel <3

they just raised the excellent point that gilbert gottfried would have been a much better choice for the role of howard

(it's actually ok, friends, i've just been listening to the how did this get made podcast drunk...)

i'm downloading howard the duck

this can't be a good sign

@joshua and of course by that i mean learning to say things like "pootnoodles"

@joshua my parents paid $40,000 for me to learn to talk like that

pootnoodles

@Balina heaven holds a special place for those who accidentally double up on crawfish maki

[🐯​​] like all the great figures of history, our deaths will be tinged with irony

because after a month of skillfully evading covid-19, we are about to die from a foolish act of extreme sushi overordering

#FishedToDeath
#StraightToCatHeaven

@Oneironott short version, it involves a lot of cannabis, flashy lights, integer sequences, and dommes on TapestriesMUCK *blush* and a glorious sensation of being on full suggestible autopilot for hours on end, which i miss SO MUCH

@Oneironott have me tell you sometime about my catdroid character hladolet and where she came from -- it's relevant...

@001zlnv *nods* Haa-baa.

@001zlnv i know exactly what past me would say:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcf25njWIjo