Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

i was just kinda proud of this one

what can i say, i'm still giggling at 'nothingbeef" n.n;

@Soreth You always project so much *calm* in the face of rough waters, so I'm thinking some kind of storm goddess who hands out a lot of willpower bonuses and nasty-thing-canceling effects... and occasionally a really high damage, high MP cost move because great tiamat even the Neutral Goods gotta get bitey now and then... <3

and apparently dana simpson (or her comic, i don't have the details) was a clue in the NYT crossword puzzle?

dana and i don't get along great, but i remember how utterly the bastards on crushyiffdestroy and vivisector mocked her for her "fake" comics deal, i am so proud of her for crushing these people without lifting a finger directly against them

i hope to god they know about this and are crying in their beer, 'cause i haven't heard of a single one of those motherfuckers who's achieved 1/100th of her success...

we gotta eat that damn book you know

@001zlnv i'll give you a 120 second grace period to fix that before i start in on the "mmm time curry" jokes 🐯​

@001zlnv some corporate fucker askin' to get their palace raided?

That last reply of mine got me in the mood to design all the major players in postfurry (your characters, not your host organisms!) as Olympian gods with boon systems...

You are lavishly welcomed to join me in aggrandizing ourselves. XD I figure Rez's core mechanics are Fear, Confusion, Head-Noms, Loud Noises and Power Sits...

that moment when the cafe's music selection is pandering to you so hard, you switch over to headphones because if you're basically gonna hear your own playlist you might as well hear it on decent equipment...

@chimerror CLAWHAUSER 2024

(i know, i know, he's copaganda, but the liberals get something to feel good about and we finally get a scritchable potus...)

@Cerulean oh on an unrelated note, poker quest is so good, thank you for recommending it! <3 <3

@Leucrotta Anthracite's dragon enbyfriend Enmerkar fearfully ponders this point every day of his dungeon-slacker life. D:

Fortunately, he's the only one who doesn't seem to get that a "hoard" of randomly generated ancient tomes in an non-Euclidean Sumerian library is not the sort of treasure that tends to attract teams of 4-8 characters of levels 3-15...

strange times lead to strange alliances

@zx3 It's powered by a forsaken child?! :O

@Cerulean I definitely soured on him after reading Will Storr's "The Unpersuadables." He communicated with Randi for the book (IIRC) and discovered that he genuinely, literally did not believe he was likely to have been wrong about a single opinion of significance in the entire course of his life. Once it was affirmed he was THAT kind of "rationalist," he was drummed right out of my heart. I did enjoy watch him debunk that guy on Real People though. *shrug*

If it gives you any sense of reassurance, though... the Reddit skeptic subreddit has taken a HARD turn to the left in recent times, and seems to have a strong going consensus that anthropogenic climate changes is damn real.

Now, don't get me wrong. They are still jerks.</leela>

"huh."

this is gonna be a tough one for us Tigers

this chart includes at least five of our favorite things 🐯​

@Phorm @anthracite Well, they didn't work well as "organic pre-digested health cookies," so I'm up for anything at this point...

@mawr Taxonomically speaking, how would you say this relates to the jibblies?

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm *offers you a gig with Paul Masson* <3