Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

*deep breath*

testing: Well, glob frabbin dang snabble hardge narglin sblang damper farg garblin' habble glagging flang drangulus!

now grading: zbornak test 1

result: 58% zbornak, improvements necessary, diversify consonantal variance

Peggy muttered something this morning about "Sausagevania" and upon further interrogation it's just Castlevania reskinned with Burgertime sprites and music.

My counterproposal is "Pennsylvania," a platformer where you try to get the fuck out of a mediocre Rust Belt state with no discernible culture and a huge NPC crime rate. Armed with only a pencil (or series of increasingly powerful pencils).

(Note that the plushie's consent was abundant! We think!)

If you are intending to put a plushie who is a representative of a friend of your spouse, is it necessary to get both the plushie and the main self's permission to put it down your pants, or just the plushie's?

Does it change things if the plushie's prime-original bioform is a humongous pervert?

@hystericempress congratulations sis you are about to star in the cutest horniest they live remake ever ​

@Soreth Are you sure you're not thinking of 23-Man Squamish?

You know what I've never been?

A Zbornak.

I would make a GREAT Zbornak.

yeah i think our little boys are gonna be just fine at their new place 😻​

@chimerror do you need any illudium q-36? 'cause i know a guy

@KinkyTurtle I'm always up for montana stories. just be warned i might reciprocate. :)

@001zlnv silly kobold, zebras don't eat fish!

[🐯​: *tries to sneak out the back*]

@Leucrotta Wow, that's a very fucked up Catch-22 there. This is definitely not the shape of a good manager.

🖼

@KinkyTurtle Oh crap, that's right, there is an Internet now...

These guys. So many B- memories from D+ trips. :) http://stregistravelcenter.com/

@KinkyTurtle High five. I can tell you've done some real traveling. Subway is almost always the best chain option at a rest area -- thus usually the best option on any given Greyhound trip, except for this ONE PANCAKE HOUSE somewhere in St Regis Montana...

@LexYeen *drinks more and laughs for so long that it gets a bit creepy* <3

lol i forgot that peg and i used to textfuck in the comment threads of anti-furry edgelords on livejournal XD

I think I'm proudest of anagramming Hitler's infamous "14 words" spiel into "Curse the wet muse if our eon-faulted Europeans expect red Reich filth now."

Wish that one had been less prophetic.

Old wordplay journal of mine.

I miss this stuff. I should get back into it. It's really the closest my woo paradigm gets to "ritual"...

https://falabala.livejournal.com/