Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@KinkyTurtle

"Coach now boarding at Gate 13 for... Hellchunk, Ransack, Abandonville, Fort Worthless, Hardlyburg, Lead Springs, Hyuck, Unibrow, Ass End, Picayune, Darwin's Sorrow, Dirt Junction, Feckless, Vacanton, Pyrrhic Creek, Forlorn, Onehorse, Kabul (inexplicably pronounced 'Cable'), Leaky Mills, Illucid Heights, Lumpkin, Granfalloon, Sepsis, New Lumpkin, Fewmet, Nadir Heights, Nopeka, Washup, Brewbelly, Abattoir, Gaspington, Walmart, Ratpick, Scrapington, Baitshop, Philistine (inexplicably pronounced 'fai-LIS-teen'), Pitimee, and KAN-sas City!"

@Leucrotta Right? I think the actual final score has been acknowledged in maybe ONE game of minigolf I've played in my entire life... and thats because my cousin from Florida was a real (charming) asshole when he was younger. :)

join us tomorrow on Cat Talk, when Snowy and Olive Shadow will be reading from their new book "Things We Apparently Were Not Supposed To Eat - A Memoir"

@001zlnv cats are lousy engineers my kobold friends!

@001zlnv I mean it's fine you were just playin the odds here <3

For future reference our local population is...

4 voidbabies (shadow, sugarfoot, olive, snowy)
3 stripeys (artie, shemp, feauxbeau)
1 "other" (peebles)

@001zlnv Artie's sold monorails to Pounceway, Kittenville, and North Pawbrook!

@001zlnv Exactly.

For sake of comparison:

tonight's special guest star on cat talk is ms. artemis shadow who will be eating a municipal bond

@Leucrotta WOW.

@Oneironott You DO m'otter! <3

@Leucrotta At least we have the tiny comfort that ours is by far the more entertaining of the two games.

Also I've never seen a pro golf course with even a HALF decent arcade. XD

give me a hoof big enough and a cheek to lay it upon and i shall smack the earth

@001zlnv shit now i halfway wanna throw together a screenplay or something on the topic...

@001zlnv This is all really good.

My agents will be in touch.

*steeples fingers montyburnsishly*

@001zlnv *takes copious notes* O;D

@001zlnv Or a method of hitting faster than that communication can deal with. Hmmm. I'm reminded of some of the stories of motorcycle couriers in Iraq confounding the hell outta US forces with far far better equipment and training but half the cunning...

Hmm.

What would it take for a return to the days of piracy and bandit kings? Seeing corporate barons regularly stopped and robbed by gangs of dandy highwaymen -- or shipments of luxury goods hijacked and sold off to feed the poor -- would restore so much joy to my heart.

@spacewastrel@yiff.life Well, fuck, I'm so sorry, that's just a rotten experience. *hug*

@Oneironott EXACTLY. I am 100% convinced at this point that for almost all of these people, they really have zero actually interest in rationality except insofar as they can invoke it as a bluffing strategy.

Just like EVERYTHING ELSE the fedora crowd does.