Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

the life aquatic with steve bannon

it's... it's just a 90 minute video of steven bannon getting waterboarded

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but it's still directed by wes anderson

@Leucrotta Is this one of those "next thing in the sequence" tests?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgmrqoqOYgU

@hystericempress @Daikanu "A Mr. Friedlander holding on line one..."

"Ten grand!"</krusty>

<3

@hystericempress I... I'm like a cross between Gene Belcher, Buster Bluth, and Dwight Schrute. D: But at least I'm aware of it!

*sigh*

(found this on a reddit thread about bootleg reddy kilowatt art. they were absolutely convinced the one where he has a switchblade was [a] authentic [b] targeted at kids because the 70s were just that dark y'all)

@Leucrotta my brain keeps wanting to transition from this tweet to crispin glover's legendary rant as he nearly booted david letterman n.n;

@Leucrotta Which reminds me that I have the ENTIRE FUCKING SERIES RUN of the Frantics radio show and really should figure out somewhere to dump them someday.

They are very very... Canadian, which is to say very mild and middle of the road and much of it has not aged well at all. But there is some quality Ti Kwan Leep-grade material.

@Leucrotta And one for Jenny and the wimp?

also i feel that

"Close your eyes! (OK)
Now imagine you're at the most wonderful party. (OK)
Delicious food. (Uh huh.)
Interesting people. (Mm hmm.)
Terrific music. (Mn hmmh.)
Now open them! (Oh no.)
Well, I just want to go home now and walk the dog."

is a pretty good koan

i am gonna miss laurie so fucking much when she's gone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p46nOuCVnYc

I have just eaten a very large amount of tuna salad and Irish cheddar on sourdogh, and I am very pleased about it. Gil Faizan and George St. Geegland got nothin' on me.

#2much2na #ohhello

OK, I may have said this before, but this is actually a hell of a good classic Motown track, especially given how awful Catalina Caper was...

(The singer, Mary Wells, was actually a pretty damn credible vocalist. I think her biggest hit was "My Guy?")

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waSwHO6Wq9E

oh look it's my old living situation

@spacewastrel@yiff.life Yeah, I'm not ACTUALLY done. My mana bar just hit zero or lower good and hard today.

@Trouffee@mastodon.social Oh, I definitely remember Iili! ^__^ I can at least ask Peg if she has any recs these days-- sadly, my tastes in furry art have been expanding even slower than my taste in music, which is NOT a good sign. :O

@Trouffee@mastodon.social Oh, that's an interesting one. I might not be the right person for it, but I will put it on my rainy day list and let you know if I come up with anything!

"He'd been standing there for a good ten minutes, just staring straight ahead of him. And suddenly he swung his leg over the parapet and dropped off. He hit the ground very hard and lay there stunned for a second and dragged himself to his feet and back inside."

"In about thirty seconds he reappeared again, hurled himself off head-first, landed on his chin, got up again, staggered about, went inside, came out again one the balcony, dived off, and did it again and again and again. He just kept on going."

"I couldn't hear anything although the window was open, until I suppose the wind must have changed and it was possible to tell that he was sobbing in quite a wretched way. And after about twenty jumps there must have been fifteen people just standing around staring at him in a semicircle. Nobody was raising a finger. Didn't seem appropriate really. He seemed locked into a very private act."

"Towards the end they had to help him inside because he really was quite badly broken up. I don't think he could have made it up the stairs by himself. And after about forty jumps, he just... didn't get up anymore."

"Apparently somebody asked him what he was doing and he... he said he wanted to jump 40 times off a first-floor balcony rather than straight off the top of a tall building, in case he decided to change his mind at any point."

"And clearly he didn't."

--Chris Morris, "Jam" (Episode 1), also exactly how I'm feeling today having to exist in this stupid fucking world

(I am not actively self-destructive, just... really despairing a bit about the world, its value, and my security in it. I'm just so fucking weary and feeling so isolated down here.)

i could go on for hours about why i think the "i will ban anyone who has even the faintest sympathy or agreement for our enemies" mentality is a huge sucker trap and will surely only fuck us over, but instead how about you just imagine a zebra monk shoving a copy of the Dao De Jing deep within some social justice berserker's nasal cavity

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and honestly at this point if you don't like that opinion i am so ok with that

because if you can't tell the difference between "i oppose this social justice principle" and "i am seriously worried that people on my side could do unjust things in the pursuit of this principle, because I've watched it happen before" well honestly fuck you at this point

it would be like you were a racing fan and you decided i was incredibly hostile to your whole hobby because i didn't like your idea of "wouldn't it be more exciting if we taped cinder blocks to the accelerator pedals"