Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Phorm Yes, once!</homer_simpson mode:seen_guy_say_goodbye_to_shoe="yes" episode="s08e02">

but then angel was already style goals

(fun fact: my very first female RP character was based on Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders; not quite Debbie Harry but surely in the same pantheon)

hey, just in case you were wondering, i checked for everybody:

the scene in rock and rule where mok drugs and possibly hypnotizes angel and plays her like an organ in front of thousands of people, glowing control collar and all?

still exceptionally hot.

so fucking grateful every single day that my parents are not fox news casualties and were actually pretty fucking eager to get vaccinated-- they're both well past their two weeks and should be good and immune now

i told my mom i ain't even mad that she refused to support biden, as long as she didn't vote for any trump republicans-- it's not like i like the SOB much myself

@001zlnv @anthracite I wasn't feeling "Plify" despite it having good Pynchonesque vibes. This, on the other hand. I think we've got something here. Oh, hey, were you gonna eat the rest of that? *eats off your diner plate and leaves you with the check*

@anthracite I'm procrastinating on work and stonedly trying to figure out an awful enough first/middle/last name for my new badgersona. A name that says "I will shop right out of your grocery cart." A name that says "Hello, I'd like to discuss my disappointment with my vital organs." A name that says "I am definitely going to get my sleeve in the snack dip."

Among the Martian Tigers, in the court of Empress* Rezeya, courtiers** primly flip through sushi menus and announce meticulously composed hypothetical orders to one another, with all the solemnity and formality of Heian poetry.

Good orders are politely applauded; poor orders are shot down with devastating wit. Truly great orders are met with a sudden mass adjournment to go get dinner.

Most Martian menu ceremonies have at least three orders ranked "truly great" within the course of a single evening.

*disputed
**basically whoever felt like dressing up fancy that day; Mars is an anarchomonarchist society

@Phorm Galaxy High on the other hand was probably somebody's kink all along. I think I never want to find out whose. Purple-Skinned Aimee Brighttower is just far, far too precious to me to lose.

@Phorm I couldn't find any decent production history about the show, but I'd give something like 8:5 odds in favor of "impressionable young viewers made it into a fetish, and the creators had no idea what they were making."

This is only because one of the few forces of creation more fervid and untameable than a pubescent pervert's imagination is a committee of middle-aged entertainment executives trying to figure out What Kind Of Crazy Crap The Kids Like Nowadays.

Turbo Teen is neatly explained as a knockoff of Knight Rider (note his similarities to KITT's design) and possibly Automan. So Occam's Razor demands I accept it's likely to have this and only this as its origin. However, I am *very* open to the idea of one or more crew members discovering "oops shit this is really horny you guys" while working on it...

@001zlnv Peg and I are pretty sure he was a really really good German Shepherd or something in his last life and this is his first time 'round after his promotion to cat...

@001zlnv NO, NO, THAT'S HOW GOOD SHEMP IS. He doesn't even try to steal our food. He waits for treats. <3

@001zlnv There's nothing less dangerous than a food-motivated sheriff.

@001zlnv I figure Police Shemp's personality is basically Boss Hogg if he found Actual Lawful Good Jesus and also was a cat. Lazy, tolerant, genially corrupt southern sheriff who hasn't issued more than a stern warning to anyone who didn't have it comin'.

@001zlnv I mean, Shemp's actually corrupt as shit. Artie is HIS SISTER FFS, and I'm sure you've seen what she's like from my previous posts. The whole family is a criminal gang, really.

They just ain't gonna hurt nobody, because they're good kitties. Outlaws with hearts of gold. =^_^=

@JulieSqveakaroo He's really good at it. Crime in New Orleans would grind to a halt.

@LexYeen lovaby awkward pharaoah Tutankhamun Dynamite

zeppohotep, the least funny pharaoh

"police-involved flomping"

this got no traction on birdsite but maybe you lot will appreciate it <3

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