Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@balinares Oh dear.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1432448825868918785

@Leucrotta @kistaro @Soreth Yeah. Seriously. I honestly do think that a little academic experience could do wonders for this woman. Just a crash course in meter and traditional structures and the fact there's more to poetry than rhyming couplets with zero scansion.

@kistaro @Soreth (good line!)

@Austin_Dern AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH, she's so sweet and sincere and bad at this.

@Austin_Dern Her site is such a glurge factory D:

BRACE YOURSELF for this one.

@Soreth @kistaro

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occassionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.

@Soreth @kistaro I dunno, I do get serious Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings vibes from her.

@kistaro As do a guy in a jumpsuit and a couple of robots. :D

@kistaro It's like, fractally awful. ;_____; I could have just as easily said "pathos" instead of "bathos." I just want to give this woman a hug and say something really nice about... her makeup or cooking or grandkids or something, anything to steer the topic from her poetry. O_o;;;

@kistaro SHE ENDED *THREE* LINE WITH "FOR SURE." I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.

@kistaro OH GOD I JUST NOTICED SHE RHYMED "SURE" WITH "CURE" TWICE. D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

@balinares Not familiar?

@Soreth

(I feel kind of terrible for that, I looked at her website and she at least seems like a kind and sincere woman, but... yikes.)

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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuugh

thank you i needed that

(i'm fine. i'll be fine. no new news either way, i'm just so wrung out and shellshocked and exhausted from the emotional roller coaster-- which has had its good points i guess.)

@JulieSqveakaroo That's... that's pretty impressive actually. *fans self*

@Phorm lemme return the favor real quick courtesy of commander rab <3

@xinjinmeng Oh GOODNESS. <3 Thank you sincerely, Xin.