Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@monsterblue

*looks at website*

*rolls eyes dismissively*

Pfft. _Dogs_, am I rite? Lookit 'em all lined up and everything. They probably didn't even have to be trained to do it. 😺​

Now I want a summer camp that's more like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5PbLfVGOQs Just a bunch of My Kind lazing around for a week, no scheduled events, and for five bucks you can come scritch us under the chin and tell us how wonderful we are and we can quietly agree. And then there will be fishy snacks or you will leave. *vainly grooms self* 😽​

@anthracite so your solution to worrying you spent too much time playing video games in the last 48 hrs was of course playing more video games 😼​

(been there babe <3 )

i like my new twitter styles so much

finally i am properly on theme

@JulieSqveakaroo (It's nice to see Benedetto's made a full recovery.)

@hystericempress EXPERIENCE POTATO.

@JulieSqveakaroo HOT BEES! TIME FOR THE BUBSOTATHON!

CHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUT

@Phorm Oh I wasn't being ironic in the least, if the cheese doesn't have that crisp to it, it's just not half as good. I am an absolute sucker for the flavor and texture of slightly burnt cheese.

@Phorm pizza that isn't a little charred is barely pizza at all!

@JulieSqveakaroo From the land of sky blue waters!

@anthracite thank you for not eating the blackout berries

@Soreth YUP, there's your answer, fishbulb.

@Soreth i'd recommend some dry mustard, some relatively FRESH high-quality paprika, and a little white wine if you aren't using those already

@anthracite man that sounds like so much better of a deal that the to-do list i was braced for you to have today... <3 <3 <3

if david lynch were a furry what species would he be?

@anthracite ah generator, good, that leaves me less worried about you being stuck with zero phone

@Kyresti @LexYeen And of course, where do Claridryl and Lynks Disease fit into all this...

#UneditedFootageOfABear #ThisHouseHasPeopleInIt #InfomercialCinematicUniverse
#WhamCity #TheSchraderClot

@anthracite *WAGWAGWAGWAG* 🐶​❤️​

@LexYeen @Kyresti RIGHT?!?

@Kyresti @LexYeen Now, here's a question: is Too Many Cooks the *show* the SCP? Or is t̸̼̉h̸̬̍a̷͎͒ẗ̸͍́ ̷̝̏g̶̫̿u̵̝̇y̸̝̓ the SCP, infecting otherwise healthy shows, and all the reality-breakage and chyron damage a side-effect?

I can't answer this question. All I can tell you is that Smarf is my Lord and Personal Savior and he can be yours too.

#SmarfDidHitTheDamnButton

@Kyresti I tried mentally modeling that and ended up with Wonderwall that segues into Too Many Cooks.

Thanks a LOT. ;<