Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

badly overcaffeinated

about to go death blossom in an explosive rain of stripes and sparkles

i need a tiger toy FAST please help <3

you know i wouldn't say *no* to a pumpkin full of raw hamburger

@Soreth I mean, ask Peg, I take Memesport very seriously. I even hypnotically programmed myself to win the... the... er...

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Does anybody else smell vanilla?

@Soreth I am goin' on Year Five of consecutive victories. Taking my headphones EVERYWHERE, a little nervous my noise-cancellers don't work. I'll dedicate my inevitable victory to you this year. <3

@Soreth Aw hell, ma'am. *salute* It was a fluke. You played a good round.

no really good targets in nola though, hope liem doesn't mind a car trip out to trump country

our manes all blowin in the wind

pair of pricey italian shades i bought him, perched on his snoot

big gulp of human blood from the 7-11 in covington in the beverage tray

finna go down to the audubon zoo, get my buddy liem a day pass, and go wreck some shop, no survivors no witnesses

@zx3 Come on, that wasn't nice.</joel_robinson> :)

he's finally, mathematically inevitably, gotten around to "simple twist of fate."

he is the first in a LONG TIME to prove himself even the least worthy

well played, child

(REFERENCE CAPTION: The above song was used in a legendary sequence from Breaking Bad where about a dozen prisoners were murdered in the course of several minutes as a precautionary measure. Any implication of future rhetorical violence towards conservatives is fully intended. 🐯​)

*That* scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgXJD2sdHyM [CW: extreme violence]

oh looky

i've been banned from reddit for telling an asshole he's an asshole again

i am just devastated, it's next to impossible to get a new account started there these days

*yawns and activates next clone*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20ViFpURIDk

OH MY GOD NEVER MIND I TAKE EVERY OUNCE OF SNARK BACK

WE ARE IN A CAFE NAMED "MONKEY MONKEY" AND HE KEEPS SNEAKING THE WORD "MONKEY" INTO DYLAN LYRICS

BUDDY, YOU GOT A VENMO? <3

Wow, buddy, you're... you're just gonna do nothing but Neil Young and Bob Dylan. Huh. That is a bold choice for a man with your cranial and facial hair choices.

You're damn lucky you've got a fine voice and some real guitar skills. You have my grudging approval and I kinda wish I had any cash whatsoever to tip you with. Well played, youngling.

You knew I can't resist Heart of Gold, didn't you, you sneaky SOB.

@zx3 no, EXACTLY. i would like for the park grounds to stay intact so the raccoons can fix it up and get a ride...

strewth.

increasingly i'm coming to feel the same way about my species being possibly doomed that a tourist might feel about knowing the theme park they're visiting is slated to shut down in 10 years

as in i don't really know if i give a fuck, if other people are so determined to see it go -- it would be a pity and i'd gladly pitch in $100 to a Keep The Park Going fund, but i'll be long gone and wasn't really planning on ever coming back anyway

it's still galling, it's still a waste, i still want other people to enjoy this neat park and i still really hope it can be averted -- it just doesn't really HURT

because what the fuck is point of letting it, still gonna ride coasters and eat corndogs today -- and maybe discreetly murder any representatives of the demolition crew i see doing inspections

one of those nights where i start wondering if most of the work i have left on earth would not be best accomplished with an aluminum baseball bat, a set of burglar tools, and a left-leaning doxx site

that icarly meme where the kid brings home an ostrich but he's also got a smoothie so when they say "hey whatcha got there" he says he's got a smoothie, except instead of a smoothie he's got a tiger but he also still has an ostrich so when they ask him he says "tiger" and then the tiger eats them all and then eats the ostrich and then it's just three sitcom cameras switching back and forth between scenes of the same unearthly silent room full of feathers and uneaten Disney teen scraps until the credits roll

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@hystericempress @Daikanu Give her cryogenic power and you'll have a Bichonne Fr...

*yanked offstage by theater hook*