Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

just say what you're really thinking you adorable balls of cognitive bias

@Oneironott I looked it up on Wiki like two seconds before you replied, but this looks like a really fun show! :D

@Oneironott Serious question, not familiar with SCI at all: why does the title card have the taxonomy of the hedgehog on it? :D

12 hrs twitter jail for "small penis"

i hate birdsite

@JulieSqveakaroo No, Shemp has a whole different catchphrase! Shemp know what do. *nod*

@Phorm That's like 22 minutes out of every 44-minute episode. :D

@Phorm Kitkat is a real cat, too! BEAUTIFUL, enormous, friendly old bastard. Tragically, I am "no longer allowed" to see him, between that Crazy Cat Lady from a few months ago (who I DESPERATELY HOPE is still feeding them somehow, not that it's that hard for a stray to survive down here) and the Asshole Cat-Hating Neighbor who demanded we stop feeding that crowd. I really hope you're OK out there, Kitkat, you old softie. I am always tempted to Sneak Over The Border and slip y'all a little treat.

@Phorm One could also make a VERY good case that he's The Face-- despite being the size of a damn lynx-- and Peebs is The Muscle-- despite being a total snugglebug.

And no, Shemp is only technically in the role of "The Shemp" when he's in his spinoff series, "Kitkat and the Shemp." With his blind 16-year-old vagrant buddy down the street, They Solve Cat Crimes (but, um, don't generally *do* a whole lot about it).

@KinkyTurtle would watch yes ​

LEADER: Shadow
BRAINS: Artemus
MUSCLE: Shemp
FACE: Peebles
WILDCARD: Sugarfoot
STAFF CHICK: Ceejay (sorry, little buddy!)

I wish I could bottle the agony I feel when I see someone who's misspelled their own screenname (and all their posts contradict any hope it's intentional humor) and spray it on people I don't like.

In Disco Elysium as in reality, ALWAYS punch Measurehead when you have the chance.

i honestly am genuinely hoping to at LEAST land in twitter jail for this one (Fig. A), possibly even the death penalty <3

i'm like marshie -- as long as there are VPNs and protonmail, you can't destroy me (Fig. B)

@hystericempress Isn't it great? My love of Peteena (and your new sona) is 100% unironic. <3 And you're right about the weird confidence. Those little girls going "YOU'RE SILLY! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW OF PETEENA'S RAINSLICKER, YOU POOR CONFUSED OLD MAN. BEHOLD THIS SLOUCHING BEAST WHO DEIGNS TO SPEAK A HUMAN TONGUE YET SAYS HE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW HOW A TALKING POODLE PROTECTS HERSELF FROM THE RAIN!"

I hope you have a LOT of fun being a poodle who wears clothes.💋​

Artie says:

"squirble"

@Leucrotta Torn between "go back to bed" and "spray the entire apartment down with hydrochloric acid in lieu of cleaning it like a normal person because I'm getting real sick of the godawful state of it." >_<

I'm gonna split the difference and play video games. #depression #ennui #resignation #2022年

@Austin_Dern Oh my god, and it's REALLY conscious of the cultural differences between now and then...? That sounds really fun actually. Spooky Hanna Barbera was often the most tolerable...

@Austin_Dern Or...

(SPOILER: They don't really meet the Thing or the Shmoo. They're just anthology shows with a bit of each. What a letdown!)

@Austin_Dern They could have put them in space. Surely there's a reason for them to be in space. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw4lSmVo3G0