Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@LexYeen *presses a button on the arm of her throne; Joe Rogan's head explodes*

Yes.

@LexYeen @001zlnv I haven't had this much fun since the Napster/Kazaa days, when I shared a copy of "Nazi Punks Fuck Off" that I retitled as a fictional Rahowa* track, "Lassen Sie den Käufer Aufpassen." ("Let the Buyer Beware.") The angry IMs from butthurt fash were top-notch.

*super nasty white-power punk band

@LexYeen @001zlnv To be fair, I have been recycling so much of my old material today, from "lol you stole all your memes from leftist-created media" to "hey, did you know that a shaved chimp is actually white-skinned and wrinkly, kinda like your Uncle Dad?" ^_____^;;

@LexYeen =^______^=

@Austin_Dern It is my destiny to find the person responsible and kill them. I just have to find the Sacred Book of Basic Fucking Wisdom I must bludgeon them over the head with.

@001zlnv Yes, and so much worse. It's part of "Ironically" Racist Star Trek Twitter. And it's DISGUSTING, basically a bunch of shitty alt-right kids using Trek races/species as an excuse for very, very thinly disguised racist. We are talking "Tuvok stole my bike" and "Protocols of the Elders of Ferengi" jokes here. We are talking "Harry Kim can't get his Ls and Rs straight." It's not even CLEVER racist humor, it's warmed over Don Rickles/crapmeme shit. -___-

If we have a motto, it's whatever Latin/High Martian is for "Don't Let Bad People Get Comfortable."

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@Austin_Dern *pines for Brookline, MA and the days of decent bagels* ;___;

New Orleans does NOT know what bagels are. They think that they are bread doughnuts made of the same starchfoam as supermarket white bread. I don't think they've been within 400 miles of a barley malt solution. >____<

@001zlnv @xinjinmeng Oh, damn, maybe GW does recognize how goddamn silly the whole thing is. XD

(I have gotten several glimpses of WH40K lore that reassures me this is true and everybody knows how over the top it all is. Still, it just... gives my inner hippie the jibbies. :) )

@001zlnv @xinjinmeng I don't know what that means! 🎵​</homestar_runner>

@xinjinmeng Although given how badly far LESS fascist societies tend to fail in reality... I now have this bizarre urge to run a Dr. Strangelove tabletop retelling in that world. With that "might makes right" attitude, there is NO FUCKING WAY that a society that bad at empathy and communalism can NOT walk itself straight into absurd self-destruction General Ripper style.

I JUST HATE THEM ALL SO MUCH</madeline_kahn>

@xinjinmeng Also as a completely and utterly separate matter from your kind reply...

Christ, I just hate everything about Warhammer 40K. :D It works as a joke, but JFC if I wanted it that grimdark I can just throw an ant farm into a barrel of flaming oil. :p

@zx3

just feelin obsolete tbh

@troodon razkitty! <3

@spottyfox I think a lot of these would also be #GoodThomasPynchonNames.

@typhlosion @wavewhyse Hi there! Thanks for sharing this mod!

@typhlosion follow up, i've been having a great time with it, 5th or 6th playthrough now and i'm less worried about the scaling issues, they seem to smooth out a lot after the first act. just loving some of these mechanics, favorite card so far is Module "X"...

@Cerulean Oh fuckin' hell, darlin. *hug*