Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@001zlnv "How do you patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?" 😇​

@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo Oh, are you now?! Well, as far as I'm concerned that fan can go... sit and spin! ​

@xinjinmeng My god, you're right! I'm cutting calories with every bite! I should be eating this stuff daily!

@xinjinmeng

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Well, crap.

Nah, I was doomed anyhow. My mom sent me a huge bag of little lemon crisp cookies, and I realized I could mix them into the local fior de latte gelato and make what is basically lemon icebox pie gelato.

Now I'm just twice doomed, because it dawned on me I could crumple up peanut butter cookies in there instead.

Sorry I've been scarce. Mostly been on Discord. Life is meh. Stressed about everything from politics to the state of our apartment. Kind of a mess. I'm fine in that "rocking back and forth and saying 'I'm fine' over and over" sort of way.

@Phorm I'm a tiger, darlin'. We don't come any other way.😽

And yet I, too, could really use a nap.​

@spottyfox Do you sing like John Flansburgh on purpose? You guys must be into They Might Be Giants.

@001zlnv That's... not par? 🙀​

@001zlnv NEVER DOUBT THE WORM!

@LexYeen If it comforts you any, I've got one of those on my back and it's gotten volcanic a couple times, yeah...

I wanna see a shot for shot remake of Darude's "Sandstorm" video, except the other agent was also in on it all along. He shows up on the boat at the end, kisses the other guy, and all four of them sail off into the sunset. At the very last moment they all look at each other funny, like they're just realizing they forgot to have anybody actually chasing them and none of what they just did made any sense.

@Owlor It's also kinda sadly funny watching Homestar fans debate "which [one] artist Sloshy Is Supposed To Be." You'll find people who absolutely *insist* it's The Smiths And Nobody Else, Pavement And Nobody Else -- I have no idea why "inspired by a variety of shoegazy dream pop bands" is such a hard concept to grasp for... people of a certain mentality?

@Owlor God, this drives me crazy too. "The sun rises in S03E08 of Better Call Saul. This is clearly a reference to Hemingway's 'The Sun Also Rises.' BRAVO, VINCE!"

The absolute nadir of this for me was when someone INSISTED Gravity Falls took place in the Steven Universe continuity... because they spotted a fucking NFPA 704 Diamond on a fire extinguisher in the Mystery Shack and mistook it for the Diamonds' sigil. 🤦‍♀️​🤦‍♀️​🤦‍♀️​🤦‍♀️​

I HATE fan-theory logic.

@Owlor @Austin_Dern Haha, I got away with some* of my most perverse damn things on Tapestries on the Microsoft company dime that way. You'd think Microsofties would recognize an SSH when they saw it, but this was the Encarta department and...

*extremely regrettable Freudian typo fixed 😊

@xinjinmeng There's a REASON it's on the standard self-care checklist. <3 One of the first things I ask Peg when she's stuck in low gear is "did you remember to EAT last night?"

@spottyfox Definitely not the weirdest vending machine I've seen, though.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/2126621/ [NSFW TF-bait]

anthropomorphic skill tree

@JulieSqveakaroo @anthracite I mean, technically that was for Julie Brown (or possibly Julie Bruin!), but nobody seems to know where she is these days so... please do take it! <3

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm @001zlnv @anthracite HOT