Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@spottyfox the WHO eradicated the last sample vial of chickenella known to humanity in 1973

i am of course speaking of the english rock band, which i capitalized because i am just such a daltrey fan

you really gotta look this stuff up first hun <3

@Leucrotta gonna fix that last omission, rite? :D

"2022 LEFTIST ACCEPT A FUCKING WIN FOR ONCE CHALLENGE"

@Orb2069 @anthracite ok yeah this guy is basically just freebasing ground-up connect-the-dots books at this point

@Austin_Dern I mean, I failed at it WITH THE INVISICLUES and never got off the damned Heart of Gold because I apparently made a trivial prepositional era with the dangly bit. At like age 12. Hardly fair. -_-

@Orb2069 @anthracite Oh, I'm not fallin' for THAT one again! Do I look like someone who hasn't seen Strong Bad Email #102?!?

That link is a fantastic bit of eccentric scholarship, though-- Peg's more the Oz fan here, but I'm *definitely* curious. Thank you!

i'm good

cats are good

peg is good

work is busy

miss ya <3

@001zlnv "How do you patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?" 😇​

@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo Oh, are you now?! Well, as far as I'm concerned that fan can go... sit and spin! ​

@xinjinmeng My god, you're right! I'm cutting calories with every bite! I should be eating this stuff daily!

@xinjinmeng

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Well, crap.

Nah, I was doomed anyhow. My mom sent me a huge bag of little lemon crisp cookies, and I realized I could mix them into the local fior de latte gelato and make what is basically lemon icebox pie gelato.

Now I'm just twice doomed, because it dawned on me I could crumple up peanut butter cookies in there instead.

Sorry I've been scarce. Mostly been on Discord. Life is meh. Stressed about everything from politics to the state of our apartment. Kind of a mess. I'm fine in that "rocking back and forth and saying 'I'm fine' over and over" sort of way.

@Phorm I'm a tiger, darlin'. We don't come any other way.😽

And yet I, too, could really use a nap.​

@spottyfox Do you sing like John Flansburgh on purpose? You guys must be into They Might Be Giants.

@001zlnv That's... not par? 🙀​

@001zlnv NEVER DOUBT THE WORM!

@LexYeen If it comforts you any, I've got one of those on my back and it's gotten volcanic a couple times, yeah...

I wanna see a shot for shot remake of Darude's "Sandstorm" video, except the other agent was also in on it all along. He shows up on the boat at the end, kisses the other guy, and all four of them sail off into the sunset. At the very last moment they all look at each other funny, like they're just realizing they forgot to have anybody actually chasing them and none of what they just did made any sense.

@Owlor It's also kinda sadly funny watching Homestar fans debate "which [one] artist Sloshy Is Supposed To Be." You'll find people who absolutely *insist* it's The Smiths And Nobody Else, Pavement And Nobody Else -- I have no idea why "inspired by a variety of shoegazy dream pop bands" is such a hard concept to grasp for... people of a certain mentality?