Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@typhlosion IN FACT

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GRUMPY EX COP WHO'S REALLY JUST A MINK AND A FISH IN A TRENCHCOAT

MIKE ERMINE-TROUT

YOU MAY GO NOW

@typhlosion fine

what do you call a bald meth cook who covers himself with paint and plays the drums

jesse blueman

there are you happy now

you did this

@Chip_Unicorn Hi!

@Phorm @xinjinmeng I mean, *yes please*, but... not from the likes of them.

@spottyfox I have known for about 30 years, since my tenure in my HS marching band, that there is one, but I could not tell you what it is or what it's for if my life depended on it.

@Phorm Jason Messina is one of the most underrated Youtube creators. #LesbianGarmentBags

@monsterblue So when Artemus comes up to our screen door and plays Squeakypawbs on it, she's really singing "Everybody! Everybody!"in Welsh</homestar>?

@LexYeen I want to say something reflexively snarky and self-deprecating, but honestly, Peg and I pretty much live our character kayfabe 24/7 and it's an absolutely vital relationship tool that really helps keep us both sane.

I feel like one of postfurry's enduring lessons that I brought into real life is that you can put ANYTHING AT ALL THAT YOU LIKE in your gender and species boxes, maintain it in your social relations with people who Get It, and it JUST DOESN'T HURT ANYTHING.

I'm not a tiger but I play one in real life-- because RL is really just another game that humans play, and it never really bore that much resemblance to physical reality to start with.

@xinjinmeng @anthracite Why not? I love honey in coffee.

@mawr It's a pleasure, believe me. I talk to this SOB like maybe twice a month. I really hope down in my heart he hates me and fears me just a little bit.

(Among other things, I make sure he knows about it every time a queer friend of mine purchase a firearm. No threats, no imprecations, just another "friendly reminder.")

@xinjinmeng @anthracite She's also often covered in bees, does that help?

@mawr In that spirit, this morning I left the Stedfast Baptist Church in Fort Worth a lengthy reply to their answering machine message (a "friendly reminder" of Lev. 20:13) telling them they're responsible for things like the Colorado shooting-- and that the ONLY reason I wasn't renting a car to cause an ugly scene at today's services is that I woke up to the breast of my transgender wife in my mouth and was reminded I have much better things to do.

I made a point of going into levels of anatomical detail that would make King Solomon himself blush. :D

@mawr Jack is a legend!

@Leucrotta Well, it's more like needing to hit the pavement and actually give it a coherent plot structure. :) Turned out I have a LOT to learn about plotting and pacing... :O

@Phorm @JoyfulSkunk @anthracite Exactly my skepticism.

@Soreth @anthracite @Phorm It looks like this was all *before* he was let back in, though, so... I'm not sure how solid I believe this is. Trump is EXACTLY the kind of fucker who would pout "well, I didn't wanna be there anyhow" and then turn right around and accept when it turns out he CAN go back.

@Soreth @anthracite @Phorm nvm! https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-19/trump-cites-twitter-problems-says-he-ll-stick-to-own-platform

@Soreth @anthracite @Phorm Citation? Gratifying if accurate!

@LexYeen Speaking a veteran of postfurry, Transliminal Station, Puzzlebox, and several communities that I'm not even the one who fucked them up: Is it really one if it's not? ​🙃​🙃​🙃

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZAajrxvDs4

@zx3 And then they had to release that Halloween special. I wonder if that's not where it all started to go wrong. :\