Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Momentrabbit LOTS of things are healthier than their equivalent value of uncooked cheese. :)

I mean, her whole banjo leitmotif is straight out of a "lost lovable miscreant dog" show from the 1970s ferchrissake... Gonna start callin' her Boomer, or Benji, or Wishbone. XD (Or Coyote Doggirl, h/t to Lisa Hanawalt...)

She's such a good scragglepuppy though. You just know that in her last canid life she had a reluctantly adopted little flock of ducklings following her around, or something...

Poor Charlie, but at least -- as far as I'm concerned -- she's 100% proven my fan theory that she is a misincarnate coyote. You just try to show me how I'm wrong.

@eredien I have literally been calling that motherfucker EVERY SINGLE DAY with a new piece of invective on a totally different topic.

@porsupah @Momentrabbit Man, this is one of those days I'm grateful Martian tigers have nine hearts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeYZd87353g (Apologies for the link to the Evil Food Conglomerate's channel, sadly the sweet old granny I usually link to for Mexican food seems to have had an uncharacteristic bout of common sense and self-preservation, and passed on this one. :D )

@porsupah @Momentrabbit Nah, they can just steal it straight from Mexico like they did everything else. :>

https://www.texasmonthly.com/food/griddled-cheese-taco-game-changer/

@Momentrabbit Apparently there's also a taqueria around here, up in the Crazy White Conservative suburbs, that will wrap one of those around a super burrito. *thrilled, frightened, almost awestruck shudder*

@Momentrabbit Tsk! You get ONE. Per life. Period.

(And I want half. 🐯 )

@arthurwyatt As an occasional kitten-rancher and aspiring part-time cat, I spotted at least twelve flaws in your containment system. However, I am contractually obligated by the Feline Council not to tell you what they are. :>

@relee I dunno how accurately this describes what you're going for, but...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturalism_(literature)

@relee You might want to do a Wikipedia dive on "naturalism," specifically in a literary context. If they're talking about Mark Twain and Stephen Crane, you're in the right place.

@anthracite YES, THIS. <3 This sort of rework would fix a LOT of our problems -- that panel always looked so *flat* to me, too, and that totally fixed it. Great edit, hun. <3

@JulieSqveakaroo OH MOTHERRRRR! BETTER BRING THE THIIIIING!!!!! 🪠

(sympathies)

@JulieSqveakaroo I like this, this is a underserved horror genre in gaming. Kinda reminds me of both Danganroppa and the "No End House" season of Channel Zero, both of which are very good and NOT RECOMMENDED BECAUSE OF IT. XD

So @anthracite has new breast pumps. They are shiny and solid black and make her look rather like a cyborg. I want to dress her up in a trenchcoat and have a hot night of shadowrunning on the town together, maybe pennyskim the Orbital Bank of Zurich with her four terabit nipples.

@Leucrotta can u just imagine the LOOK when two old farts in yote fursuits... >:D

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@porsupah low. standard. 😼​