Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@kaputotter lol "yes" "we do"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driskill_Mountain

(This is the closest we've got, and it's all of 535 feet tall.🤣So yeah, exactly, there is NOTHING in the entire state that should look like this.)

HAY KIDS

TIME TO PLAY "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE"

@spottyfox I'll put in a word for you next time I'm at the Audubon Zoo. You do have experience, right? (Even if not, I might still be able to find you an internship at City Park. They're always hiring, but you really need to know someone in the industry.)

@Leucrotta Ooh, a whole new cinematic universe, I am excited! 🙃

Will there be a crossover with the Ragtag Costumed Dinosaur Space Mummy Heroes?

Will everyone get one and precisely one character development arc that is patiently explained to us by another character?

Will we get to see Jen-Erik's true love Princess Innocua die only to be brought back via true love and/or a merchandisable object?​

Will we all cheer as our hero does that thing that he did last time but at Campbell Level + 1?

@KinkyTurtle "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT YOUR DRINK! ALSO, I LOVED WHITE FEATHERS!"

@arthurwyatt Rendering you completely BLESSED. ​

@hummingrain Or you could just do like Comedy Bang Bang did in their early cheap-studio days whenever an airplane or ambulance rushed by -- make it into a recurring bit! They'd take a big sarcastic noise break and it turned into one of the funnier early-season gags...

@kauko of champions!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxCUHjx7U7Y

@Austin_Dern Good show!

@chimerror Think how the poor horror writers felt...

@Aradia Divine NDAs. *nod*

@LexYeen Hun, you're a dear friend. We would make sure that Beatdown Accessibility Equipment and other suitable force-multipliers would be available at the scene. :D

@LexYeen (Admittedly, even after having read the articles about the anti-trans rhetoric at CPAC -- during which you can HEAR my Tiger Violence dial click to the "Vigilantism Is Now Justified" setting -- my better nature is reminding me that these latest efforts to repress transpeople are awfully reminiscent of the anti-gay marriage movement just before they LOST PITIFULLY and will probably lead straight into the good old "first they ignore you..." <s>Gandhi</s> Nicholas Klein cascade...)

@LexYeen Are you sure I can't persuade you? Not even if it's Sebastian Gorka? Come on, the bat's still warm, have a go. 😼

@LexYeen I utterly respect and understand your hesitance, but at this point, I'm willing to make a rare exception for CPAC attendees and other people who have used the word "eradicate" to apply to groups that include my friends and partner. Surely we're allowed to beat ONE at this point. O:)

@LexYeen Mild quibble: the most punk thing you can do is smash CPAC attendees' heads in with bricks and baseball bats to a blaring Dead Kennedys soundtrack. But that thing you mentioned is very good too and easily comes in 2nd or 3rd. 😽

I feel less safe and secure as a modern adult now knowing that I can, at any time, buy an Optigan for only $4,000.

https://optigan.com/shoptigan/

@Owlor The outside bet: Finland.