Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@emanate @Leucrotta Well, that's what the *cat* is for, of course! Were you not leveling up your cats' Japanese Cooking skills?!

@Leucrotta Don't blame Ripley for Weyland-Yutani's wonky crafting system. Those soy sauce packages are seriously OP.

@Soreth if i spotted that todd with a positive karmic aura, i'd check the nearest alley for a dead bodhisattva

bojack horseman is a buddhist allegory

bojack is the icchantika, the proverbial unenlightenable soul

todd is the buddha

@Leucrotta I propose we could add Cloud Atlas to that list.

@LeDiva

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i r just so big tho 😿​

i'm feeling really called out here 🐯​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGCW8xftdOA

@LeDiva

instructions unclear

halp

@Oneironott relevant vore anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTQfwLftHF8

@Oneironott It's very important to have friends who can double as emergency rations!

I always associated this song with my time in Seattle because it reminded me of the show Community. I never really expected the actual lyrics would fit my feelings about this city so well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEGbjR1Y9Qo

At least we were here. And I do still love you more than words can say.

Yes, them too.

@acetone_kitten *nips you*

Everything Thomas Pynchon says about British hard candy is, in my experience, absolutely true.

http://bella.media.mit.edu/people/foner/Fun/gravity.html

CHRISTMAS IS OVER! (if you want it)

Happy Kulturkampf, from all of Mars. 🐯​❤️​

*watches trailer for Jordan Peele's Us*

*sits there in dead silence for 2-3 minutes*

*blinks*

Fuuuuuuck.

Yeah, I'm in.

Apparently Trump is all alone for Christmas and has been whining about it on Twitter, and I just can't stop smiling. :D

@chandra Oh no. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. *hugs tight*

Let's celebrate, with the only good Christmas song ever recorded that wasn't by Tom Lehrer or Weird Al: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KWj2WRd5PE

@kel@dragon.style *pushes a warm rock underneath the blankets-- she knows what reptiles like!* <3