Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@LexYeen@snouts.online @kelseyhusky You're a scavenger. If you can't make do with what's available, you might as well go domesticated. >:D

@Austin_Dern Speaking of which, Kirsch EXPLICITLY denies responsibility for this, but I did think of you when I saw it:

https://i.redd.it/j0cahbxg9pb21.jpg

@Austin_Dern Kirschi's been there. =(n).(n);=

@Austin_Dern You know, tuna is cheaper and just as effective...

if you thought that was impressive just wait until 2025's "rainclaw bloodtear double-dark stormwolf hawkmoon" wherein the entire satellite will plunge down from the sky and deal pagan merch at baycon

then in 2038: the rarest "moon moon," wherein the moon just kinda flops over in the night sky and licks itself

@kel@dragon.style @anthracite *pets* It's okay, Kel, we're gonna send Bast with some ipecac and everything will be fine by morning. =^____^=

More obligatory media:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvG8qI0HCfY

@Soreth

​lol damn it ppl

we like shinyredball too but we dont make big deal out of it k

dis u: aruuu aruuu aruuu 😹​

love,

cats (😽❤️​)

relevant media:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M75VLQuFPrY

(cw: mild psych horror; zero gore but creepy factor is off the scale)

@Oneironott Basically I followed up on protomagicalgirl, read the first Reddit thread that came up about her (DON'T!) and went from zero to angrysad within a paragraph. :( Not your fault, sweetie. *hug*

@Oneironott That's cool, hun, but I'm taking the vent opportunity if that's okay:

It's just too proximal to Gamergate culture. Even the "good" parts that are opposed to it still don't seem to be able to just exist separate to it.

Every time I go looking at speedrun/streaming culture, I get stung, just like every other time I try to let gaming be social or cultural activity for me.

It's like never looking at the comments on Youtube, except the comments are always scrolling by on the right side of the screen and they're always putrescent. :|

net time from exposure to speedrun culture to noping out: 23 seconds

maybe i can get up to 30 someday but sorry friends i don't see any reason why

@LexYeen@snouts.online Honestly? I look forward to it. AOC is basically poisoned suckerbait for that crowd, and she knows it.

Every other attack they've made on her has basically backfired and turned into positive PR for the closest thing to Our Team. Maybe trying to tie her in with The Liberal Gamer Threat would give her/us a chance to finally confront the Gamergate crowd on a national level...

PERIODIC SELF-CARE REMINDER:

Have you blown a lion recently?

https://codepen.io/Yakudoo/pen/YXxmYR

"As long as there is death, there is hope." -- "Brother" Theodore Gottlieb (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_Theodore)

@001zlnv you're gonna have to ask my publicist

here's their office

*opens maw, points inside*

@001zlnv the rumors of otter disappearances are scurrilous and untrue

@coyohti I would prefer n'ott to!

I might have an internal otter after all.

I... I don't wanna talk about it. I'm not sure I'm happy about this. ;<

#IShallNottOtt!